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Oooohhhhhkkkkaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!

So me and neil_pye who is my bestest special friend even though he's um something!! Birdies!! And duckies and. I don't know!

Our friend Barney has a band,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a shake-shake here,
And a shake-shake there,
Here a shake, there a shake,
Everywhere a doot-doot.

Hehehe, I just said doot-doot! That's a funny word, kids!!

And also mshuhrooms I mean shummorrs, I mean, mushrooms, and also cigarettes that aren't Tobacco because Tobacco is the Devil Weed. Of the devil!!

Because I love him so much!!!!

And there's this song about Mushrooms, right? And it's about mushrooms and dinosaurs and little boys who are so soft and have nice cute bottoms, I mean, blossoms, like cherry blossoms!! I love cherry blossoms! Did you know that there are cherry bottoms in Washington DC! It's exciting!!!!! Learning!!!!

Mushrooms, mushrooms!!

Three little speckled mushrooms
Sitting on a mushroom log
Eating the most mushroom lunch
yumm yumm ( rub mushroom)

One mushroomed into a mushroom
Where it was nice and cool
Now there are 2 mushroom frogs
CROAK CROAK SNAKE

He jumped inmushroom a pool
Where it was mushroom and cool
Now there are no mushroomed mushrooms
CROAK MUSHROOM CROAK

Now wasn't that fun, kids! Wasn't, wasn't, fun, ooh. Where is Kogal? She has such skin soft shiny shiny I mean soft I mean mushroom skin.

*takes a long toke*

Haaaaaaaaaa.