You may call me Mistress Weatherwax.
Jan. 6th, 2006 04:12 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like a touch of cheshire from time to time. It goes good on crackers.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
That Carrottop fellow is in show business, right? I don't hold with those types of people.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's a few hours 'fore sunrise.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What kind of question is this? I can't be having with such foolish questions. People don't come back from the dead. Death is a very efficient worker. Never misses a job.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't give drinks, I get given 'em.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Seems to me you shouldn't be askin' me what I'll give you if I do get in, but what I'll give you if I don't.
I like a touch of cheshire from time to time. It goes good on crackers.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
That Carrottop fellow is in show business, right? I don't hold with those types of people.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's a few hours 'fore sunrise.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What kind of question is this? I can't be having with such foolish questions. People don't come back from the dead. Death is a very efficient worker. Never misses a job.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't give drinks, I get given 'em.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Seems to me you shouldn't be askin' me what I'll give you if I do get in, but what I'll give you if I don't.