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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

It's only good when it's melted, damn it.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Carrottop. Barney's obviously a mutated dragon which is best dealt with by pest control. And pest control isn't my goddamn job.

3. What time is it where you are?

Time to check my booby-traps.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

IS THAT WHO'S BEEN PINCHING MY ARSE WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

It's a conspiracy. They're trying to convince you that you're mad by slipping all the paperwork on there so you'll go catatonic and not bloody notice when they lock you in the goddamn trunk for ten goddamn months. The bastards.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Squib me and I'll turn you into a ferret.