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Dec. 20th, 2005
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ugly-old-hat.livejournal.comOur school is growing nicely! Thank you all for your help with sorting. I have done a bit more application stamping, and we have some new applicants.
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evil-infant.livejournal.comWhat's that you say? I still have to fill out the application? Yes, well, all right. But I won't put it behind a LiveJournal Cut! Haha! Victory is mine!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, well now, it's really quite difficult to choose. I suppose if you're looking simply for "taste" you can't go wrong with a good smoked mozarella. However, the texture of monterey jack cannot be overlooked. It's so delightfully squishy, and, really, the taste is quite pleasing as well, so, yes...yes, I suppose I will have to go with monterey as my answer.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ah, that is the eternal question, isn't it? Hahaha. Seriously, though, I suppose I would kill the giant purple thing first, as Lois insists on forcing me in front of him for long periods of time, whereas the Carrottop seems to bring her pain. Yes, how do you like that, Lois? Now only one of us must suffer! And soon, none of us will suffer.
...
Because you'll be dead.
3. What time is it where you are?
Well, it's well past my bedtime, I'll tell you that much!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What the deuce? What kind of question is this? Have you seen the fools that inhabit that ghastly orginisation? They make that Meg girl look positively comely. I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it sickens me to my core!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Yes, of course. Because ever so many one year olds are able to bartend.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well. I suppose offering to allow you to live has been overdone. Yes, yes. Of course it has. Well then. Those of you that sort me into the proper house shall never be on diaper duty. Yes, that sounds about right.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, well now, it's really quite difficult to choose. I suppose if you're looking simply for "taste" you can't go wrong with a good smoked mozarella. However, the texture of monterey jack cannot be overlooked. It's so delightfully squishy, and, really, the taste is quite pleasing as well, so, yes...yes, I suppose I will have to go with monterey as my answer.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ah, that is the eternal question, isn't it? Hahaha. Seriously, though, I suppose I would kill the giant purple thing first, as Lois insists on forcing me in front of him for long periods of time, whereas the Carrottop seems to bring her pain. Yes, how do you like that, Lois? Now only one of us must suffer! And soon, none of us will suffer.
...
Because you'll be dead.
3. What time is it where you are?
Well, it's well past my bedtime, I'll tell you that much!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What the deuce? What kind of question is this? Have you seen the fools that inhabit that ghastly orginisation? They make that Meg girl look positively comely. I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it sickens me to my core!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Yes, of course. Because ever so many one year olds are able to bartend.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well. I suppose offering to allow you to live has been overdone. Yes, yes. Of course it has. Well then. Those of you that sort me into the proper house shall never be on diaper duty. Yes, that sounds about right.
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