goddess first class, type two unlimited
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[warning for excessive purity and goodheartedness]
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, there are so many different kinds of cheese! I don't think I could choose. I use cream cheese a lot in the kitchen, because Keiichi likes rare cheese cake. It also goes well with tea. ^_^
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*shock* I wouldn't kill them at all! Life is sacred. There is always another solution. Perhaps you haven't properly appreciated their merits yet. For example, Barney makes children happy! That's a good thing. And Carrottop makes people laugh, which is also good.
Killing is what demons do.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to make Keiichi's lunch!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh, dear. Returning from the dead ... that's a very dangerous thing! That's also not a very nice thing to ask of someone. *blush*
I couldn't choose. I'm here to be by Keiichi's side.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Prove I'm not useless? Well, I can cook, and find useful things, and ... oh, dear, this is very hard, isn't it? I can't grant any wishes, because I'm still under contract to Keiichi, but Urd and Skuld are very good at making potions and building machines. Let me think for a moment ... I'm a goddess first class, type two unlimited ...
I have magic, I can fly without a broom and with one, I'm loyal and faithful and my belief in other people makes them able to do better than they would otherwise, plus I can call on Yggdrasil, the goddesses' supercomputer, to do all kinds of things -- and everything always seems to work out in my favour. ^_^
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribery? That's a bit ... oh, dear, it seems to be required, doesn't it? Well ^_^ I will cook lunch for everyone every day. I'm a very good cook. (Oh, dear, I think I already said that, didn't I?) I'm sure you will do the right thing without my having to bribe you, won't you?
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, there are so many different kinds of cheese! I don't think I could choose. I use cream cheese a lot in the kitchen, because Keiichi likes rare cheese cake. It also goes well with tea. ^_^
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*shock* I wouldn't kill them at all! Life is sacred. There is always another solution. Perhaps you haven't properly appreciated their merits yet. For example, Barney makes children happy! That's a good thing. And Carrottop makes people laugh, which is also good.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to make Keiichi's lunch!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh, dear. Returning from the dead ... that's a very dangerous thing! That's also not a very nice thing to ask of someone. *blush*
I couldn't choose. I'm here to be by Keiichi's side.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Prove I'm not useless? Well, I can cook, and find useful things, and ... oh, dear, this is very hard, isn't it? I can't grant any wishes, because I'm still under contract to Keiichi, but Urd and Skuld are very good at making potions and building machines. Let me think for a moment ... I'm a goddess first class, type two unlimited ...
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribery? That's a bit ... oh, dear, it seems to be required, doesn't it? Well ^_^ I will cook lunch for everyone every day. I'm a very good cook. (Oh, dear, I think I already said that, didn't I?) I'm sure you will do the right thing without my having to bribe you, won't you?