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((Backdated to Xmas))

The Christmas season was in full swing at Hogwarts- the house-elves were clad in fleece-trimmed red and green apparel, and all the expected frills were in place. Holly, mistletoe, non-melting wizarding snow, and choirs of birds in assorted numbers filled the halls, including the obligatory partridge in a pear tree which had sprouted up in the Great Hall.

The Sorting Hat was not one to miss such an important holiday. It had also noticed a conspicuous lack of a certain fashionable trend amongst the student body. No one was wearing Pajama Jeans (trademark of the Vermont Teddy Bear Company)! This had to be some sort of fashion travesty, as anyone not clad in these remarkable garments was missing out on the most perfect innovation in modern pantswear!

And so, on Christmas, every single student at Hogwarts, regardless of gender or species, received a festively wrapped package containing a pair of Pajama Jeans (trademark of the Vermont Teddy Bear Company).