Sookie Stackhouse/ TrueBlood

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

State your full name. Sookie Stackhouse.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? What? I guess cheddar, because it tastes good. I don't know! What kind of question is that anyway?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I don't really want to kill anyone really.

3. What time is it where you are? 5 pm

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Uh, Creepy much? I wouldn't do that to anyone! It's creepy and wrong. Even if I did why would you want to know the details of something like that anyway?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Don't know how witty it is, but I used to work at Merlotte's?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Look, I don't even know these people, who they marry ain't none of my business that's for sure.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. I don't know! Sounds to me like someone around there is lazy and keeps putting it there for you to do.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. Well, no one is useless. Everyone has some kind of use, they just have to find it and apply themselves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got cookies and I think a zip lock baggy with some beef jerky, I think I also have a can of pop too.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Cee_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Cee______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Cee_______"

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[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Freshly showered and the last of the butter a happy memory, Faith resumed her prowl along the corridors of Hogwarts. She passed by the sorting room, wondering if Crowley was still there, and was surprised to see a pretty blonde instead.

"Hey," she said, pausing to read over the application. "You have cookies?" she asked eagerly. It was a little known fact that Slayers tended to operate largely powered by sugar.

"You're in a place called Hogwarts," she added by way of explanation. "It's a weird magic school."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

Sookie turned in the direction she'd heard the voice coming from. " Hey." she greeted in return lifting a hand to wave. She leaned down picking up the baggie with cookies. " Mmhmm, Sugar and chocolate chip." she offered the bag toward the other girl.

" Hogwarts... sounds like something you'd find on a pig to me." she said tilting her head a little. " But can't be no worse than other places I've seen."

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Faith returned the smile and dug in. She boosted herself up to sit on the table, "It does kinda sound like some bad rib joint, doesn't it? But it's a magic school in Scotland. Brings in all kindsa people, demons, vampires and everything in between. Still haven't figured out why.."

Sookie's accent made her vaguely homesick. "So how far down in Louisianna are you from?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

This was a good thing, so far Faith seemed to be nice enough, and every girl knows you can't have too many gal pals especially when one was a far way from home. " Always wanted to see Scotland. I guess we'll just have to wait and see huh?" she said still holding that warm smile of hers.

She blinked a little surprised that her accent was pegged dead on. " Little town a bit south east of Shreveport called Bon Temps." There was a little tilt of her head " You from Louisiana too?"

[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

"It's nice. Good views, but the winters suck. It's too cold to go outside and do much," Faith said with a small frown. She hadn't been back long and already she was restless. But Slayers were used to far more active lifestyles.

"Naw," she admitted. "But I lived down in Baton Rouge for awhile. I liked it there, the people were pretty cool and the nightlife kept me busy." It had taken almost two months to clean out the various vampire nests and ghoul hideouts.

"I'm Faith," she said, dusting off her hands before offering one to Sookie.

[was-the-bait.livejournal.com]

Adam had grown tired of the craziness that was the 'Shore House' (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1996526.html). He had found the small loophole to getting out and that was Sorting's, he owed Dean a thank you for that and found himself lucky enough to be missing out on the current happenings on the hit reality show in Hogwarts. (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1999649.html)

The limo pulled up outside and he ducked his head as he got out. Adam hurried quickly inside and shook his head, he never thought he would find the castle to be peaceful, but right now he would give any thing to be in his room in Gryffindor where his biggest nuisance was his half brothers or his dad, who he admitted it kind of bothered him that he had not seen him in so long. Maybe he missed him, just a little, but that didn't matter. Him and Dean were both stuck in that house until the Hat got bored with them.

He heard a soft southern accent and smiled, he peeked around the door "I think the Hat has really lost it, you're definitely too normal to be here."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" Normal?" she said looking to address Adam. " That's a matter of opinion if I ever heard one." she said with a little bit of a laugh. She really wasn't used to anyone thinking she of all people was too normal, or even normal at all. " Cookie? Beef Jerky?" she was figuring if she offered to enough people someone would give her the 'golden ticket' to where she needed to go. It did say something about bribes after all.

[was-the-bait.livejournal.com]

"You haven't met some of the other students or faculty here yet either, believe me, you'll agree once you do."

Adam grinned and reached out to take a cookie "I can't get you out of here, that's the hat's job, but welcome to Hogwarts, school of magic. You'll pretty much hang here in this room till the Hat shows and assigns you to a house. Those ludicrous questions seem to be what it bases it's decisions off."

He took a bite of the cookie and offered his hand "I'm Adam, nice to meet you."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" It can't be no worse than some of the others I've met." she said smiling a bit.

" It was worth a try at any rate." she said shrugging a bit. " I've got plenty of cookies, though." she blinked a bit " I am not sure how those questions could be any sort of means to judge where someone should be, but..." she looked around " It looks like they've been at it a while, must be a method to the madness."

She took his hand giving it a shake. " I'm Sookie, it's nice to meet you too."

[was-the-bait.livejournal.com]

"There are these things called shoggies, who look like walking, well rolling hamburger meat. And Death, herself. She's not so bad though." He chuckled and took a seat, he was enjoying the conversation and getting out of the house was a definite plus

"Might as well get comfortable, it usually doesn't take long but it can take a while." He settled back and caught a house elf to ask for a glass of soda, he looked over at Sookie "You want some thing, I can guarantee the elves won't hex it." He didn't think, they hadn't so far so he figured he was safe.

"A long while and I think the method is the madness, trust me." He answered her earlier comment with a snort.

[psycho-vertue.livejournal.com]

"Ooh, cookies. Gimme." Diana held out her hands expectantly, glee plain in her ruined voice. "If you just showed up, they can't be hexed yet."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

Sookie held out the bag towards Diana. " Of course not. Help your self." she said with a smile.

[psycho-vertue.livejournal.com]

Diana took a few and sniffed at them before popping one into her mouth. "Not bad," she said, mouth full. "Though, if anything weird happens after I finish these, I know who to track down and turn into something small and squishy once I'm back to normal." It wasn't so much a threat as it was her way of making small talk. She finished off the cookie, tucking the rest into a jacket pocket for later. "Rule number... let's say five here is don't accept free food unless you're sure beyond a doubt where it came from."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

"Thanks! I made them myself." she said with a bit of a proud smile" I can promise you I didn't put anything weird in those." she did look a little uneasy at the idea of being turned into something, and it turned into a little bit of a nervous laugh. " I'll for sure keep that in mind." there was a tilt of her head " I'm Sookie by the way."

[psycho-vertue.livejournal.com]

"Diana Vertue." She frowned thoughtfully, taking Sookie's measure. "So, what's weird about you? In my experience, Hogwarts doesn't grab the average person off the street. People here are either weird or have weirdness thrust upon them beyond getting pulled in. What's your deal?"

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

Starman floated down from somewhere around the ceiling, and pulled his mask halfway up to reveal his bearded jaw, mouth and moustache.

"Ooooh, cookies!" he crowed. "What kind of cookies? Is there chocolate?"

((If you're not familiar with him, Starman (http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Thom_Kallor_%28Pre-Zero_Hour%29) is a DC Comics hero who, at the time I've taken him from, is displaced from the 31st to the 21st century. He's also a barely treated though amiable schizophrenic, so Sookie may get some psychic "noise" from him if you wish. Or just lots of pictures of his dream girl (http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Nura_Nal_%28Pre-Zero_Hour%29). and sloppy joes. Your call.))

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

It had definitely been a little while since she had heard that kind of staticy head noise, it caught her a little off guard as she looked to the man. " Ah. Sugar and Chocolate Chip." she answered with a smile, and holding up the bag," Help your self". Though she did blink a little " Though I wouldn't say no to a sloppy joe sandwich either."

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

"Girl after my own heart!" he crowed, and snagged a chocolate chip cookie. Around a mouthful of cookie crumbs he added, "That's what I love about this century. You guys have the best junk food."

He swallowed and glanced at the application. "Y'know, I bet the Substitutes would've liked you. They're gonna believe in finding their use and applying themselves to getting better, big-time. They won't even mind when a Sub goes on to join the real Legion, they'll be like, wowee, that could be me someday!"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

There was a little bit of a laugh from her. " These seem to be popular with people." she tilted her head a bit curious. " Well, can't say much has changed since y2k, to be honest." she said.

She looked a little confused. " Not sure I am following you there." she said an eye brow lofting.

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Right! See, Dreamy 'n' I spent some time hanging out with the Legion of Substitute Heroes after the real Legion of Super-Heroes - after they voted -" He went pale under his beard, and an image leapt into his mind: Kenz Nuhor's dead body on the ground in front of him, Dream Girl weeping to one side.

"- nope. Don't wanna talk about that. Besides, the Legion took us back anyways. So, I'm a Legionnaire in 3010, and the big brain sent me back to the Justice Society in 2010 so I could help him catch the lightning. Dreamy said I had to stay, 'cause there're black holes to make, and we have to find the ships in bottles. Or is it the bottles in ships? Makes my head hurt, but I know it means the world to some of the Legionnaires. Oh, and there's Kal, poor Kal. He thinks he can go home again, but history says he's always gonna be the Last Son."

His voice sped up toward the end of this speech, nearly babbling.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"Oh, wonderful! Old-fashioned desserts as a bribe! How lovely." The Hat held its straps out in an unmistakable gimme gesture.

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

Was that really a talking hat? There was a moment she just kind of stared. She supposed stranger things have happened though. She blinked, " Sorry." she said sheepishly before picking up the baggies and placing them across the strap.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

The cookies were immediately swept under the Hat's brim. (It was unknown to the public at large if the Hat had a digestive system, but it did enjoy its desserts.) "So you worked at a bar? Tell me a little about that. All the juicy bits, none of the boring stuff."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

As the baggies disappeared under the hat brim, Sookie really had to resist peeking under the brim to see exactly where it was the cookies went to. She didn't though, something told her that might be right on the lines of looking up a ladies skirt.

She smiled a bit, she did have fond memories associated with Merlotte's " Merlotte's, owned by my good friend. For a while it was pretty standard waitress stuff. Ya know an occasional one or two that just don't know when to stop buying the drinks. Then it became a little less than normal, vampires and the such like that seemed to like hanging around. Thinkin back on it, that might have had to do with me." she shrugged her shoulder a little " but who really knows."

Hufflepuff!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Your bribe has been accepted!

Welcome to Hufflepuff!