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[[OOC: Joint app done with mod permission/hashing out. Koromaru, due to being a character in his own right, has a journal (

cerberusyndrome) but is unable to be understood by anyone but Aigis. Both taken from around the same time Fuuka was in P3 canon. Again, for simplicity's sake the protagonist will be referred to by the semi-canon name Minato.]]

It may surprise you to know that robots can indeed cry. Aigis knew damn well what Minato had done: he had given his life up to stop Nyx. So why was he appearing before them? Why was a bell tolling?

And why was there a bright light?

Aigis found herself kneeling on the floor. "Strange," she said. "I don't remember another attack. What has happened?"

Her only reply was a while. Aigis turned her head. "Koro-chan!" she exclaimed, as the dog nearby shook his fur out and picked up his kunai, walking over to Aigis. He sat down, setting his kunai down, and barked.

"No, I'm not sure what happened either. It seems we are not at Tartarus anymore."

Koromaru sniffed the air, barked again, and walked to the table nearby. Aigis followed. "It seems this is an application to join a school for learning magic, Koro-chan." Then she noticed a second application. "And this school accepts dogs."

State your full name.

"My name is Aigis. I am a mechanical maiden designed to fight Shadows."

Koromaru barked.

"And this is Koromaru. He too fights Shadows."

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

"I am afraid I cannot eat cheese. And cheese is not good for dogs." Koromaru whined. "Well it isn't."

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Both Aigis and Koromaru looked confused. "I am afraid both of those names are unfamiliar to me."

3. What time is it where you are?

"It had been midnight on January 31st, 2010."

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Koromaru growled. "Koromaru says that that is wrong, to sexually harass someone. I must wonder, why would he do that if he came back from the dead? There must be better things to do."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Koromaru barked, wagging his tail. "I suppose that is a good way to remember your master, but dogs cannot bartend," Aigis said, not answering the question herself.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Aigis blinked. "Isn't the point of marriage either because of love or to strengthen ties between families? If he is not obligated to marry one of them because of the latter, then he should marry who he loves."

Koromaru whined. "Koro-chan doesn't know much about marriage. His last master was a monk."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Koromaru chose to demonstrate why it was inundated with paperwork by picking up a stack of papers in his mouth and shaking it until it went everywhere. "Yes, I suppose that is one reason. I was going to suggest schoolwork."

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Ah, finally an answer both had trouble with. Koromaru howled, activating his Evoker and summoning Cerberus, letting it cast Evil Touch (which did nothing, as there was no enemy) before it disappeared.

Aigis chose a more verbal approach. "I was built to fight Shadows, I am armed with guns, and I am able to summon a Persona of my own."

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Koromaru barked again. "Koro-chan is willing to watch The True Battles of Real Men with you if you like, as he is a fan. If you would like someone to talk to, I am willing to do so, as I am interested in learning more about humans and human emotions."

"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___Aigis/Koro_________
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Aigis/Koro__________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Aigis/Koro_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___Aigis/Koro__________"