[identity profile] ringo-raver.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] hh_mirror
Ryuk was bored.

This is never a good thing. This usually leads to Ryuk causing trouble of epic proportions.

As he’s stuck here, he can’t do anything hilarious like being an accomplice in genocide or anything like that, but he loves a bit of discord and bickering among the Hogwarts students. So he puts up a computer post:

Attention students!
Now is the time to nominate yourselves and your fellow students to answer this all important question:


Who has the best ass at Hogwarts?
Polls will be up May 30th, so get your entries in now!

[[OOC: By allowing your character’s name on this poll, you are giving OOC permission for Ryuk to take a picture of your character’s bottom between now and May 30th After much consideration, we decided it'd be lulzier if the MS Paint pictures were literal artist renditions of their asses. In other words, Ryuk drawing what he thinks Kuro's butt looks like. A mun playing a character who is nominating a character the mun him/herself doesn’t play must note OOC permission by the other mun that they can do so.]]

anonymous

Date: 2010-05-19 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livingaustria.livejournal.com
Well, I definitely know who doesn't have the best bottom, and that's the country known as Austria!

Austria's still a bit touchy about France declaring he had one so many months ago.

Wingless

Date: 2010-05-19 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettypendulum.livejournal.com
My that Kuronue has the most wonderful ass.

ElegantSamurai

Date: 2010-05-19 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elegantsamurai.livejournal.com
Indeed ♥ As does that Yukimura he is around so often *teehee* ♥

Porcelain Doll

Date: 2010-05-20 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chinasorrows.livejournal.com
I, too, nominate Kuronue.

China had thought of nominating herself. But she really didn't need the results of some competition to know that.

((Mun approved. ♡))

THEBEZTNMOSTSMRTST1EVR

Date: 2010-05-19 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] republikatt.livejournal.com
I HAv THE BeST EVRYTHIng AT hOGWArtS. I aM BuCKy KAtt.

forever_jung

Date: 2010-05-19 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hot-german.livejournal.com
I have the best ass at Hogwarts!

-Dieter Prohl

JohnnyBGoode

Date: 2010-05-19 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 400-years-young.livejournal.com
If he does, so do I.

-John Amsterdam

EggFinder

Date: 2010-05-19 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bone-not-rock.livejournal.com
I nominate Simon Tam.

NoLiopleurodon

Date: 2010-05-19 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chance-silvey.livejournal.com
Does this mean you're also nominating Mordichai Black?

EggFinder

Date: 2010-05-20 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bone-not-rock.livejournal.com
I guess I could. Some side-by-side comparison might be in order.

NoLiopleurodon

Date: 2010-05-24 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chance-silvey.livejournal.com
I just realized that either of them could be reading this.

Is your handle recognizable? You may wind up in the doghouse. Someone's shy.

EggFinder

Date: 2010-05-24 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bone-not-rock.livejournal.com
I'll deal with that when the time comes.

Anonymous

Date: 2010-05-19 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mello-n-choco.livejournal.com
Kurama is the biggest ass.

((with permission, of course))

Anonymous

Date: 2010-05-20 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serrulata.livejournal.com
Considering his height, it seems proportionate in an exceedingly sexy way.

badgryff

Date: 2010-05-19 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelicbadboy.livejournal.com
I nominate Mel Beeby. I nicknamed her ass The Celestial.

((Got permission!))

BEOWULF

Date: 2010-05-19 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iam-beowulf.livejournal.com
I AM WISE TO YOUR KENNINGS! A DONKEY BETOKENETH THE BACKSIDE OF A MAN OR WOMAN!

THE FINEST OF BACKSIDES MAY BE FOUND ON SACK JOE, CALLED BY SOME MIKAMI!

Re: BEOWULF

Date: 2010-05-19 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iam-beowulf.livejournal.com
((with mun permission, forgot to note that!))

Anonymous

Date: 2010-05-20 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serrulata.livejournal.com
The Divination professor has a marvelous backside, IMO.

fwowah

Date: 2010-05-22 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carriesapurse.livejournal.com
((Can Tinky Winky type? No. What entity he and his Narrator cajoled or bribed into typing this for him, we may never know. With mun permission: ))

MIKAW!!!

One day in Hogwartstubbyland, Tinky Winky nominated Michael Scott for the title of Best Ass! I DO COCAINE!!!!

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