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Strange.

Duncan Idaho, Mentat, Swordmaster of Ginaz, protector of the Atreides line and ghola number.. 489 (give or take a few, it was hard to keep track after so long) AND the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach (ftw!), stood in the sorting room. He wasn’t easily confused, but he could find no recollection of such a room across the vastness of his memories. Where was he? Was this some trick of Erasmus? A final strike against humanity?

It had just been revealed that he was in fact the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach, and had merged with the flowmetal skin of the robot Erasmus in order to bring humanity to it’s next pinnacle.

Or something like that.

State your name.

He blinked, running his fingers through his wiry dark hair, a habit from ghola 470.  “Duncan Idaho. I was also called Hayt, but that was.. before.”

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

The Mentat part of his mind scanned the document and was stymied by the strange and illogical nature of the questions. “I.. cheese? I’m not sure what that has to do with anything, but there was a soft white cheese I enjoyed on Caladan. Went well with pundi rice wine.” 

  1. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? 

His brow furrowed. “Barney,” he answered without hesitation. Ghola 312 had an irrational fear of purple incorporated into his makeup by the Tlieaxu. He wasn’t sure why. 

  1. What time is it where you are?

“The end of the war,” he said. “The fifteen thousand year conflict against the thinking machines had come to a close. Or seven thirty.”

  1. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Duncan grinned wickedly, “I would take only what was offered,” he answered, recalling Hayt’s reply to a flustered Alia.

  1. If you are pushing to be in:
    1. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

“The No-Ship Lollipop,” he stated. It wasn’t particularly clever, but the title amused him.

    1. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Duncan shook his head. “Questions of breeding and marriage are better left to the Bene Gesserit.. or others who are more interested in focusing particular genetic lines. I have no interest in them.” Never mind that he was a tad defensive because his previous gholas had been used as part of Leto II’s breeding program. Nope.

    1. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

The Mentat frowned, “It is a universal constant. The paperwork will always outpace your work and your desk will always remain over capacity. Destroy your desk and the paperwork will follow.”

    1. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

“I am Duncan Idaho. I am a Ginaz trained Swordmaster for House Atreides, a Mentat, and the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach. I am far from useless. So there."

I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.   Super_sword

 I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.   Super_sword
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch.  Super_sword

One day, marmalade will rule the world.  Super_sword




 

Date: 2010-02-14 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
"Having you around will be like having a party every day!"

The Hat was given to cryptic declarations. In this instance, maybe not so cryptic, as it hovered close to Duncan and attempted to caress his face with one of its dangling straps.

Perhaps it'd received some letter of recommendation from the Tyrant's breeding program, or Murbella?

Date: 2010-02-21 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
"Don't hold out on us," the Hat wheedled. "Halleck might be the baliset man, but I just know you've got some killer dance moves."

Date: 2010-02-21 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
"Because everybody loves a dancing cat! We used to have a good gaggle of dancing, singing, talking cats around here," the Hat reminisced fondly. "Some of them were pretty keen! Your Paul's doppelganger was obsessed with 'em. Them and werewolves. Oh, we had our fun. The house for dancing cats is Hufflepuff. Feel like joining them?"

Date: 2010-02-22 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
"No, his name was Cooper." The Hat thought it was being helpful. "So, how's about it? What House do you feel represents you?

There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a steady mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
"

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