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Strange.
Duncan Idaho, Mentat, Swordmaster of Ginaz, protector of the Atreides line and ghola number.. 489 (give or take a few, it was hard to keep track after so long) AND the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach (ftw!), stood in the sorting room. He wasn’t easily confused, but he could find no recollection of such a room across the vastness of his memories. Where was he? Was this some trick of Erasmus? A final strike against humanity?
It had just been revealed that he was in fact the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach, and had merged with the flowmetal skin of the robot Erasmus in order to bring humanity to it’s next pinnacle.
Or something like that.
State your name.
He blinked, running his fingers through his wiry dark hair, a habit from ghola 470. “Duncan Idaho. I was also called Hayt, but that was.. before.”
The Mentat part of his mind scanned the document and was stymied by the strange and illogical nature of the questions. “I.. cheese? I’m not sure what that has to do with anything, but there was a soft white cheese I enjoyed on Caladan. Went well with pundi rice wine.”
- Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
His brow furrowed. “Barney,” he answered without hesitation. Ghola 312 had an irrational fear of purple incorporated into his makeup by the Tlieaxu. He wasn’t sure why.
- What time is it where you are?
“The end of the war,” he said. “The fifteen thousand year conflict against the thinking machines had come to a close. Or seven thirty.”
- If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Duncan grinned wickedly, “I would take only what was offered,” he answered, recalling Hayt’s reply to a flustered Alia.
- If you are pushing to be in:
- Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“The No-Ship Lollipop,” he stated. It wasn’t particularly clever, but the title amused him.
- Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Duncan shook his head. “Questions of breeding and marriage are better left to the Bene Gesserit.. or others who are more interested in focusing particular genetic lines. I have no interest in them.” Never mind that he was a tad defensive because his previous gholas had been used as part of Leto II’s breeding program. Nope.
- Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
The Mentat frowned, “It is a universal constant. The paperwork will always outpace your work and your desk will always remain over capacity. Destroy your desk and the paperwork will follow.”
- Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
“I am Duncan Idaho. I am a Ginaz trained Swordmaster for House Atreides, a Mentat, and the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach. I am far from useless. So there."
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Super_sword
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Super_sword
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Super_sword
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Super_sword
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Date: 2010-01-11 03:33 pm (UTC)((And why they were there is beyond the mun))
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Date: 2010-01-11 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-12 12:32 am (UTC)He tugged at his sleeve, leering at Steff. "Although I've learned many useful tricks from the Bene Gesserit in that area."
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Date: 2010-01-12 12:49 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-01-12 12:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-12 01:17 am (UTC)"And I meant no offense, I thought you were one of the Bene Gesserit trained courtesans as you mentioned sex so casually."
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:30 am (UTC)"I don't have any complaints," she admitted with another shrug. "But that name rings a bell. What'd the Baron do to piss in your breakfast cereal?"
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:59 pm (UTC)It would take too long to explain kanly and what it meant for House Atreides and Harkonnen. Besides, he was pretty certain that she wouldn't be very interested in a political or historical discourse on the matter.
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Date: 2010-01-18 07:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-18 11:19 pm (UTC)"You have no interest in matters of politics," he stated. "A wise position. What is your interest in this school?"
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Date: 2010-01-19 01:10 am (UTC)"As for the school... I dunno. The magic learning is cool, and I've found people who share my interest in necromancy and fucking." Though not always in combinations thereof, more was the pity.
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Date: 2010-01-19 02:12 pm (UTC)Erasmus was positively gleeful at the new knowledge and the mystery that the school presented.
"This is a strange chapterhouse," he mused. "So. What happens first? The magic or the sex?"
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Date: 2010-01-23 06:37 pm (UTC)Predictably, she was getting hard. Clearly, she had no compunctions about public sex, particularly in the sorting room.
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Date: 2010-01-25 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-27 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-29 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-31 07:32 pm (UTC)"If you say so," she said. "I never get distracted from the important things. Where should I vote you?"
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Date: 2010-01-31 11:47 pm (UTC)Vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2010-02-03 01:27 am (UTC)Re: Vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2010-02-04 10:08 pm (UTC)Still, it didn't stop him from considering the possibilities.