[Open RP] Making plates

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

When Chairman Kaga opened the door to the Room of Requirement to find a replica of the house he had learned to make plates so long ago, he had been surprised, but not displeased. While he hadn't been any good at it, he DID find the time there enjoyable.

And this way, he could keep his wand at easy reach, in case of emergencies, and leave the door open so people could visit.

Having come to that decision, Kaga changed into more clay-friendly clothes and set to work.

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[spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com]

Homestar was walking around, making colored sparks (and the occasional hotdog wearing a pink dress) with his wand when he happened past the Room of Requirement. And then happened past it again, this time because he was backing up to actually look inside. "Are you making mud pies?" he asked after a moment.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

Oh, the apparitions teacher that kinda missed the point of Apparitions.

"No, I'm making plates. See?" One was already finished, it was just drying out by now.

[spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com]

Homestar missed the point about a lot of things. "You're making plates out of mud?"

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

God bless Homestar Runner.

"Eh...technically. It's clay, actually."

[spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com]

That took some thinking. At least, he appeared to be thinking. "Why are you making plates out of mud? Are you going to serve mud pies on them? Because that's kind of gross."

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"No, after it dries, I'll bake it in a kiln so it's nice and hard and ready for food-proper food-to be put on it."

[spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com]

All of this was very weird to Homestar. It was so weird, in fact, that he just couldn't keep to himself how weird it was. "You're weird. Do you, like, make forks out of mud, too?"

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

Kaga bit back a retort. "No, I don't. That isn't practical."

[spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com]

"Why not? That'd be kind of cool." He seemed to have forgotten that it was supposed to be weird. "You could have, like, mud silverwear and mud glasses and stuff. And a mud picnic basket. And take your girlfriend out, only she doesn't realize it's mud. And then you're like 'April Fools! ...In July!'"

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

"I would hope that anyone I would take out on a date would be intelligent enough to realize that there is a lot of mud."

Chairman Kaga certainly did not want to be around that much mud.