Halloween party!

[tako-time.livejournal.com]

For fondue that took a month to make, it had better be pretty damn good.

Where Tako had gotten the powdered bicorn horn was anyone's guess, or really, why he thought it was fondue in the first place. But it was a wizard recipe! The wizards did strange things!

On Halloween, the potion was finished. Schlepping the cauldron behind his bucket, Tako brought it into the Great Hall to share. Only one ingredient was missing, and this he got by sweeping some dirt up off the floor. He poured the fondue into cups and dumped in the hair.

The cups began to change colors. Some were bright and appealing, and had a delicious aroma. Others seemed to be a bit rotten. Can't win them all, Tako figured, but overall the recipe was a success.

Mmm, cheesy.


((The polyjuice potion contains hairs from Beowulf, Dieter, Snape, Tinky Winky, Amaranth, Dwight, Nate, Dawnstar, Luna, and Homsar. Well, maybe not HOMSAR hair, but do you really want to think about it? Permission given by all the muns.))

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[maid-brienne.livejournal.com]

Brienne noticed Jaime and walked away from the now transformed Severus. She didn't say anything when she reached his side, just crossed her arms over her chest, cocked an eyebrow and waited for him to drink.

[lion-in-white.livejournal.com]

"Let's not count the dragons before they're hatched. First you have to tell me what you learned from yon purple thing. What sort of beast is it?"

[maid-brienne.livejournal.com]

Brienne sighed, though her lips twitched in a slight smile. "It's apparently not spawned from any of the hells," she said. "But the one I spoke to is really the maester of this school, who drank some of the potion. He says it apparently follows some orders given it by some unknown source, but is mostly happy and... what did he say... imbicillic.

[lion-in-white.livejournal.com]

"Aha. Now, for this thing." Jaime studied the cup with ostentatious care. "It can be pointed out that when you made this bargain with me, you already knew I have shit for honor. Who trusts the Kingslayer to keep an oath?"

But there was a mischievous gleam in his eye, rivaled only by the gleam of his golden hand. The hand that wasn't holding the punch cup.

[maid-brienne.livejournal.com]

Brienne actually did smile that time. "In the first place, you give yourself too little credit. And in the second place, I'd have chased you down, and I probably wouldn't have picked one of the benign potions." She jerked her head toward Dwight's potion, which was a mud color and smelled suspiciously like a combination of dirt, beets, and printer ink cartridges.

[lion-in-white.livejournal.com]

"Who needs credit when he's backed by all the gold of Casterly Rock?" Jaime cast a baleful eye at the Dwightly concoction. "I'd better make short work of this before you decide to act on your unholy notions, wench."

He gulped down a cup o'Homsar ... it tasted very sweet and thick, though not unpleasant. He opened his mouth to say it wasn't bad, but instead a bellow came out in a newly muppety voice:

"DAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAA! Give my regards to a wagon full of pancakes!"

[maid-brienne.livejournal.com]

Brienne watched the transformation. Hmmm. He probably would have been better off with Essence of Dwight after all, she thought wryly.

"Oh, Jaime, you should see yourself," Brienne said with a barely suppressed and un-Brienne-like giggle. "I wish I had a paintbox... and an easel... to preserve this for posterity."

[lion-in-white.livejournal.com]

Jaimsar's feet did a blibbling dance that lifted him off the ground. "I'd like to buy the world a smoke! Kashooooo!"

[maid-brienne.livejournal.com]

Brienne was afraid that this strange muppet body of Jaime's would do itself injury, so she hovered nearby, poised to catch him should he fall precipitously to earth. "That's... good," she said uncertainly. She was still mostly amused, but starting to wonder just how good of an idea this had been.

[lion-in-white.livejournal.com]

It seemed that Jaimsar was getting excited about something inexpressible. "DaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAA!" He started to do spins in the air, feet over head.