Halloween party!

[tako-time.livejournal.com]

For fondue that took a month to make, it had better be pretty damn good.

Where Tako had gotten the powdered bicorn horn was anyone's guess, or really, why he thought it was fondue in the first place. But it was a wizard recipe! The wizards did strange things!

On Halloween, the potion was finished. Schlepping the cauldron behind his bucket, Tako brought it into the Great Hall to share. Only one ingredient was missing, and this he got by sweeping some dirt up off the floor. He poured the fondue into cups and dumped in the hair.

The cups began to change colors. Some were bright and appealing, and had a delicious aroma. Others seemed to be a bit rotten. Can't win them all, Tako figured, but overall the recipe was a success.

Mmm, cheesy.


((The polyjuice potion contains hairs from Beowulf, Dieter, Snape, Tinky Winky, Amaranth, Dwight, Nate, Dawnstar, Luna, and Homsar. Well, maybe not HOMSAR hair, but do you really want to think about it? Permission given by all the muns.))

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[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

Amaranth, while a smart girl, had not figured out what was going on, and so, when she spotted that really big, loud guy who'd been concerned about frostbite from her sorting (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1692605.html?thread=90538173#t90538173), she was just relieved for a friendly face.

She strutted over to Mikami. Doubtless watching Dwight's body do that was highly disconcerting. So was the fact that now Dwight's voice purred, "Hello there, handsome. You look remarkably... civilized today."

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

"...GAHH!" Mikami averted his eyes, quickly, but not before noticing that the name above this person's head wasn't Dwight Shrute. Apparently the shinigami eyes still worked under the influence of the potion, which made sense.

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE, AND I AM NOT BEOWULF. ANY MORE THAN YOU ARE DWIGHT SCHRUTE. AND WHY, EXACTLY, ARE YOU NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT HALL?"

...it was hard to sound indignant while shouting like that. Mikami gave it his best effort, though.

[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

Amaranth pouted. "I never wear clothes. I'm a nymph. And if you're not Beowulf, who are you?" Dwight pouting like that might have been as disconcerting as Dwight purring.

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

"...A NYMPH?" Mikami repeated, in an incredulous bellow. "MY NAME IS MIKAMI," he added. "AND FOR SOME REASON I AM NOW INCAPABLE OF SPEAKING IN A NORMAL TONE OF VOICE."

[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

"A nymph. You know, a fertility spirit?" Amaranth said. "Only now I seem to be a man. Which is fine, because I've always wondered what it would be like to play with a penis that was actually attached to my body." Sghe frowned thoughtfully. "And you should take the opportunity to release some pent-up anger now that you're all shouty."

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

Mikami glared at her over his glasses, which he was still wearing, although they were slightly askew. "I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR ...BODY PARTS."

[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

"See? That's good," said Amaranth. "Don't hold back. Don't be afraid to really express yourself. You'll feel so much better if you do."

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

"I WOULD FEEL BETTER IF I HAD MY OWN BODY BACK."

[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

"Well, we both drank a potion," said Amaranth helpfully. "Potions don't tend to have long-lasting effects."

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

"I CERTAINLY HOPE NOT." He sighed, wishing he still had his hair at least. He felt so exposed without it. "THIS SHIRT IS GOING TO BE RUINED."

[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

"I like any excuse to go shopping, especially since I can't buy clothes for myself," said Amaranth. "I'll be happy to offer you any assistance I can if you decide you need to replace the shirt."

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

"...I DON'T THINK THAT WILL BE NECESSARY, THANK YOU." He knew what kind of shirts he liked. He also didn't want to spend too much time around naked Dwight. Or naked anybody.

[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

Amaranth smiled. "Well, if you ever change your mind, I'm in Hufflepuff."

The she took her naked self off to mingle some more.