"I think we aren't worried," L assures Near, "although I will protect you, Matt. Perhaps it is best not to sing though, I don't really think the zombies are coming any time soon, and even if they do, we're in a stone castle."
"Well, if I'm getting protected." He grins and stops humming. (Obviously. Even with a Wammy's education it is difficult to hum and talk at the same time.)
"Dude, Mello, you can't shoot me. My awesome boyfriend will fuck your shit up if you do."
Near smiles at that, because it's awfully cute. "Ah, but he's already suggested you not sing. Wouldn't it be fairer to him if you didn't get shot in the first place?"
Matt takes refuge in L, curling up against him. He is also a hater, but one who will defend him from zombies and fuck Mello's shit up, so that's alright.
It feels really good to have Near relaxing. I kiss his cheek quickly. "Matt, I've heard you sing, or rather, my ears bled at your attempt to sing. If a melody were water, you carry it by boiling it away."
"We could go to my room." L has lots. Chocolate for Mello visits, and potato chips for Matt visits, and marshmallows for himself (and to compare Near to.)
I look between the two on the bed and Near. "If that's anything like I think it is, I do not want to see it." I lean over and make sure I'm whispering in Near's ear, "Besides, I think there's still some chocolate sauce left over, if you want to do that."
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Date: 2008-05-16 11:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-16 11:58 pm (UTC)"Dude, Mello, you can't shoot me. My awesome boyfriend will fuck your shit up if you do."
And he promptly cracks up again.
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Date: 2008-05-17 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 12:55 am (UTC)Matt takes refuge in L, curling up against him. He is also a hater, but one who will defend him from zombies and fuck Mello's shit up, so that's alright.
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Date: 2008-05-17 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 01:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 01:19 am (UTC)The fact that L has never actually heard him sing is obviously irrelevant.
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Date: 2008-05-17 01:25 am (UTC)After all.
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Date: 2008-05-17 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 01:37 am (UTC)"It was a really manly karaoke bar," he assures L. "And we were singing very manly songs."
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Date: 2008-05-17 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-17 02:01 am (UTC)At L's suggestion, Matt grins. "We could say hi to Team Rocket."
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Date: 2008-05-17 02:17 am (UTC)He feels compelled to turn and kiss L on the cheek for being awesome and letting him give his pets stupid names.
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Date: 2008-05-17 11:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-18 04:11 am (UTC)"Now."
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