Pierrot Bolneze from Yakitate!! Japan

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Pierrot was ready to bite into the young Azuma's latest masterpiece. The bread he made always evoked quite a reaction. It seemed like the better his bread was, the worse Pierrot's puns became, but that was quite alright as the very basics of bread judging rely on two things: ridiculous reactions and bad puns.

So he took his first bite, squeaking out his own name right beforehand as he often did.

"Pierrot..." He chewed on the bread for a few moments. "Ungh!!" Pierrot fell over and passed out for a moment, awaking to find himself in a strange great hall of some sort surrounded by people, some of which looked even odder than himself.

This bread reaction was even stranger then the time Azuma's bread sent him back in time and revived his parents.


1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

"Ooooh how wonderful! A quiz! I so often judge them I'm barely ever in one!" Pierrot orated loudly as he spun pirouettes around the dictaquill. "As far as cheese goes, it really depends on what you are putting it in, no? Say I nice rottengrot loaf, or perhaps some regular dinner bread. You can't go putting the wrong cheese on bread, It would just be no good at all!"


2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Pierrot overacted his thinking process by placing a finger on his chin and looking upwards. "Well if I had to kill them, I could kill both at the same time!"

He suddenly split and became two of himself, both talking in unison. "When you judge such large competitions as I do, this is the only way to sample all the bread without wasting time or getting full!"

The two Pierrot's proceeded to answer all the remaining questions in unison.


3. What time is it where you are?

"It was time to judge Azuma's bread, but it seems that time is far off now. These bread reactions certainly are getting more and more ridiculous."


4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

"I'm not Dumbledore, but I'm certainly not serious either!" The two Pierrots' giggles are obviously not ones that suggest much in the way of seriousness. Or sanity.


5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

"I could call it The King Of Monaco! After all I was the King of Monaco for a little while. Before I brought my father back from the dead through eating bread that sent me back in time!"


B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

"Harry should bring them both before me and have them cook! Obviously a partner needs to know how to do the housework while he is away, and food is a fundamental part of that. Whichever can make me a better meal shall become his mate!" His elaborate hand gestures made it obvious he thought this was a grand idea.


C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

"Where is this desk? I can solve this problem! When you a world class clown like myself you learn to isolate an important piece of paperwork even if its scattered amongst ten thousand unimportant memos!" After all, managing the most famous circus in the world does have quite its share of paperwork.


D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

The two Pierrots split into 10 Pierrots each for a total of 20, then began dusting and cleaning the sorting room at lightning speed. After a moment all the Pierrots finished their work and stood before the sorting hat in ranks of 5. "See how clean I can keep this place?" they ask in unison.


6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

All 20 Pierrots begin pulling an assortment of items from god knows where. Suddenly the sorting room is filled with a mix of cookery, gambling paraphernalia, picture books, jewelry, musical instruments, fishing poles, and clothing. They all ask together, "Anything you like?"

Also, for each person who wants to ask Pierrot questions, a different Pierrot will walk up to them and start talking.



I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Pierrot Bolneze
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Pierrot Bolneze
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Pierrot Bolneze
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Pierrot Bolneze

Comments

[bread-clown.livejournal.com]

Pierrot nodded exhuberantly. "Ahhhh metal! Yes, I have never heard it used as a descriptor before. So you are a metal musician eh? I should have guessed from the bad grammar and long hair I suppose!"

[secondfastest.livejournal.com]

Toki nods. "Yeah, I plays with Dethklok. We's the best! Has you heard of us?"

[bread-clown.livejournal.com]

"Can't say that I have, but I'd love to hear you play sometime! Or maybe join you for a gig! I can play..." Pierrot split into three Pierrots,

The first one pulled a guitar out of nowhere. "Guitar!"

The second followed suit. "Bass!"

And the third whipped out a microphone. "Or siiiiiiiiing!"

All three then threw their gear aside and stood on their heads, arms spread.

[secondfastest.livejournal.com]

Toki is well and truly boggled. He's never seen anyone do that before.

He hops up and down happily. "That was awesome! Do's it again! Again!" And then, as an afterthought, "We finally gots de bass players here but guitars and drums and singing is popcorn."

[bread-clown.livejournal.com]

Each Pierrot doubled himself, and the new Pierrots balances themselves on the upturned feet of the old ones.

"You should let me try out, as Im guessing popcorn cant play instruments very well!" But may taste delicious he thought to himself. He made a mental note to investigate this later.

[secondfastest.livejournal.com]

"No, they can't," he says sadly. "They don't gots no arms."

[bread-clown.livejournal.com]

"Plenty of arms here!" All the Pierrots replied, each pair standing one in front of the other to give the illusion of each having four arms.

Vote: Hufflepuff

[secondfastest.livejournal.com]

"That's so cool! You should be in the best house, Hufflepuffs! It's the most metals House!"