The Unpopping of Tamaki Suou

[kotatsu-tono.livejournal.com]

POP!

Takami is used to sound effects accompanying the things he does - thanks to the regular auctions and calendar sales, the Host Club's budget is extravagant even for an Ouran society. He's more familiar, however, with the flutter of harp strings, or cascades of roses, or sparkly little noises to go with real sparkles.

'Pop' is a new one. Perhaps Renge has uncovered some new device within the Music Room. Tamaki opens his eyes.

Tamaki screams.

There is - this is - he is covered in butter! He is in a room full of cabinets full of popcorn! Is this supposed to be their next theme?! What on earth was Kyouya thinking?!

"Kyouyaaaaa!" he wails. "Haruhi! Daddy is very upset! What is going on?!"

((No, he doesn't remember anything about Hogwarts. Come and bug the Idiot Lord of Ouran! XD))

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[mello-n-choco.livejournal.com]

"Daddy? What, knocking up some girl already?" I lean against the doorway, nibbling chocolate. I wonder, just how crazy is he?

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

A's a little more confident about exploring now. Just a little. He has his wand, and he knows a hex, and that reassures him enough, enough to lure him out into the dizzying possibilities of a huge castle to explore, unfettered.

A butter-drenched blond was not something he expected to find. A backs against the wall, uncertain of what to say.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

So. The Chairman's lost. Sue him.

Also, the mun refuses to post Konata here because Ouran High School Host Club scares her.

He smelled food though, so he must be on the right track...

Then again maybe not. There is a room full of giant popcorn. Oh, and a blond kid on the floor.

[chaos-blades.livejournal.com]

For almost an hour now, Kratos had been searching for a space wide enough to practice with his blades. He stomped along the hall grumpily, cursing himself for getting stuck in a place so far from home. He was disturbed out of his reverie by a very young man screaming.

He looked in the closest doorway and saw.... a boy covered in butter? He scratched at his bald head for a moment, shocked and confused.