[Application] Chairman Kaga, Iron Chef
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hh_mirror[[OOC: We established a while back that Chairman Kaga the character is different from Takeshi Kaga the actor. Just covering the bases and all.]]
No, it's PERFECTLY normal for someone wearing a cape and gloves to appear in Hogwarts...wait, maybe it is, scratch that.
The man looked around with only a mild display of surprise. Really, it had seemed familiar at first, but the table with quills caught his attention. True he may be a bit eccentric, but at least he used email.
He smiled a bit at the application and decided to play along.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Pecorino Romano, served with a good Chianti Riserva, makes for a good snack after meals."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kaga looked slightly affronted? "Me, murder, are you insane?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was nine-thirty two. In the evening. I was just about to eat dinner."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"No, no no," Kaga shook his head and smiled patronizingly. "You do not harass anyone. Although..." he shook his head and refrained from continuing.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Why would I have a bar when I already have my Gourmet Academy?"
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He waved that question aside. "Not my business to know or answer. If I must, though, I'd say George. Merely at random, mind you."
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because every venture, no matter how fantastic or dream-fulfilling it may be, always has a bureaucratic side." Not that he liked to be reminded of that, thank you. He'd rather taste food than do paperwork.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"I'm the founder of the Gourmet Academy, headed by the Iron Chefs."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Now he looked baffled. "A bribe? Ah. Well. I can tell you some well known chefs and restaurants in some areas. Hmm..." he took off his cape. "There's this. Really, I don't mind, I have others."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. (his name in kanji here)
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. (his name in kanji here)
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. (his name in kanji here)
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Please. If any food item is going to conquer the world, it will be foie gras."
No, it's PERFECTLY normal for someone wearing a cape and gloves to appear in Hogwarts...wait, maybe it is, scratch that.
The man looked around with only a mild display of surprise. Really, it had seemed familiar at first, but the table with quills caught his attention. True he may be a bit eccentric, but at least he used email.
He smiled a bit at the application and decided to play along.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Pecorino Romano, served with a good Chianti Riserva, makes for a good snack after meals."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kaga looked slightly affronted? "Me, murder, are you insane?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was nine-thirty two. In the evening. I was just about to eat dinner."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"No, no no," Kaga shook his head and smiled patronizingly. "You do not harass anyone. Although..." he shook his head and refrained from continuing.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Why would I have a bar when I already have my Gourmet Academy?"
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He waved that question aside. "Not my business to know or answer. If I must, though, I'd say George. Merely at random, mind you."
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because every venture, no matter how fantastic or dream-fulfilling it may be, always has a bureaucratic side." Not that he liked to be reminded of that, thank you. He'd rather taste food than do paperwork.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"I'm the founder of the Gourmet Academy, headed by the Iron Chefs."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Now he looked baffled. "A bribe? Ah. Well. I can tell you some well known chefs and restaurants in some areas. Hmm..." he took off his cape. "There's this. Really, I don't mind, I have others."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. (his name in kanji here)
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. (his name in kanji here)
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. (his name in kanji here)
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Please. If any food item is going to conquer the world, it will be foie gras."
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Date: 2008-03-24 04:58 am (UTC)But cuisine?
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 05:09 am (UTC)Rolling through house names in his head.
"Hey, would you describe yourself as more intelligent, brave, cunning or loyal? If you had to pick one."
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 05:13 am (UTC)That makes his life easier.
"So what sort of things do you cook?"
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 05:21 am (UTC)Says the man who lives off fake cheese.
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 05:29 am (UTC)Blink.
"Gladiatorial cooking school?"
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 05:44 am (UTC)Out of interest.
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 05:50 am (UTC)He sips his coffee.
"I'm in the food business myself. Department of Agriculture. Apple imports."
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 06:00 am (UTC)He doesn't give a damn.
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Date: 2008-03-24 06:08 am (UTC)"I see."
Well, the Chairman wasn't impressed by this man anyway.
Vote: Hufflepuff
Date: 2008-03-24 06:11 am (UTC)Gust salutes with his coffee cup.
"Hufflepuff it is."
Re: Vote: Hufflepuff
Date: 2008-03-24 06:13 am (UTC)