a belated White Day gift
Mar. 18th, 2008 01:13 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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Beowulf wasn't too clear on this whole White Day concept. Moreover, he had entirely lost track of time. One thing was certain: he knew what he liked. Tentacled monsters.
Via house-elf courier, a package of liquor-filled chocolates was delivered to Tako the octopus.
A note was attached:
MY NAME IS BEOWULF.
YOU ARE A MONSTER.
Was it a threat or a mash note? Perhaps even the champion of Geatland himself could not be certain!
Via house-elf courier, a package of liquor-filled chocolates was delivered to Tako the octopus.
A note was attached:
MY NAME IS BEOWULF.
YOU ARE A MONSTER.
Was it a threat or a mash note? Perhaps even the champion of Geatland himself could not be certain!
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Date: 2008-03-18 05:20 am (UTC)He'd even had this happen once before, so Tako knew what to do. Springing into action, he grabbed a publicity photo, smeared it with lipstick (because he didn't have lips) and sent it along with a thank-you note.
MY NAME IS TAKO
YOU ARE MY #1 FAN!
HUGS AND KISSES,
TAKO
He'd check later to see what kind of girl's name Beowulf was.
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Date: 2008-03-18 05:31 am (UTC)NO, I AM A GEAT.
IT IS TRUE I AM #1.
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Date: 2008-03-18 05:37 am (UTC)NO, I AM
AGREAT.Fixed that for you! Remember, stay in school, Beowulf!
So maybe Beowulf wasn't a smoking hot chick. Tako always did enjoy inspiring his younger fans. Just think, a whole generation of cooks in the making!
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Date: 2008-03-20 02:07 pm (UTC)YOU ARE RIGHT. I AM A GREAT GEAT!
I WILL STAY IN THIS SCHOOL.
He accompanied this with an artist's rendering of himself (http://www.captainbluehen.com/wp-content/beowulf_01_cvr_ri.jpg), to illustrate the point. (The artist was a talented house-elf.)
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Date: 2008-03-21 03:54 am (UTC)REMEMBER, BEOWULF, STERIODS ARE BAD!