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Dear Cooper,

Hello! This is Ron Weasley here; do you remember me? I was a student here for a while, you, uh, butt into were involved in my puppet problem? Anyways, I've been away for a few months now, but I'm back. I know this is really out of no where, but I have a few questions to ask you about. First off, I know you're interested in werewolves. Just so you know, I understand why you'd be nervous, but I've always thought it was a bit out of nowhere, and I can't really agree with you about that whole werewolf hunt.

Still, there is something I need to talk to you about that's vaguely connected to what you were investigating, and I was wondering if you knew anything about it. They're called furries, and they're like werewolves because they're furry, and that's about it. But even so, I thought you might have heard something about them since you were always so active.

Thanks,

Ron Weasley

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Re: Memo to Ron Weasley

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TO: Ron Weasley
FROM: Agent Cooper
RE: Q-Brick

It's my theory that the victims of cat attacks disappear after the attack. Possibility: The cats' saliva carries a toxin that induces popcorn transformation. Your idea about posting a message does have merit. Fliers sometimes generate helpful information.

Can you explain more about effed-up Muggles?

We'll have to get you a black suit, pronto. Hats are optional.

Re: Memo to Ron Weasley

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

To: Agent Cooper
From: Ron Weasley
Re: Re: Q-Brick

Hey Agent Cooper,

Where the heck did that theory come from? Why do you think that? Though the popcorn thing might hold a possibility. Too bad we can't talk to any of the post-pops to see what was last thing they remember They usually don't; besides, it's a little rude.

I can't explain, that's the whole point of being effed up. And I'd rather not describe it either. Honestly, I'd like to forget the whole thing.

Do you carry around a lot of extra suits?

From,

Ron Weasley

Re: Memo to Ron Weasley

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

TO: Ron Weasley
FROM: Agent Cooper
RE: effed-up popcorn

That's exactly why it's so difficult to pin down the activities of the face-eating cats. Difficult, but not impossible. Nothing is impossible.

I think I need to see this Q-Brick.

I don't carry extra suits, no. A vampire by the name of Joachim Armster once stole a pair of my pants in the Sorting Room and made them into a headdress. Since then, I take good care of my garments.

Re: Memo to Ron Weasley

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

TO: Agent Cooper
FROM: Ron Weasley
RE: RE: effed-up popcorn

Dear Agent Cooper,

I dunno, I think a few things are impossible. Tracking down these face-eating cats won't be. Hey, if their victims disappear, how do you know their faces are being eaten?

Hey, don't look at me. I just fell into the Q-Brick festival, and I'm not going back there. Not for you, not for Professor Dumbledore, not for anybody.

And if you don't have an extra one hanging around, I think we'll have to deal with investigating without a suit. I'm not buying one, and I'm not having anyone get me one, either.

From,

Ron Weasley