Two Very Stern Owls
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After finding out some exasperating news, Lily sent out two harshly worded and heavily warded owls.
Seriously. What was wrong with people?
Mr. Sylar ~
It has come to my attention again that you are engaging in fights with other students. Again.
I am seriously disappointed in your chosen behaviour. I am left no recourse but to assign you detention for the next week. You will report to the Hospital Wing each night promptly at six. I suggest you wear clothing you do not mind getting dirty, as you will not be sitting around twiddling your thumbs or using any form of magic or ability.
Also, I am taking fifty points from your House for your misconduct. Do not be late, Mr. Sylar, or I will make it sixty.
~ Professor Evans-Potter-Black-Homsar
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Ms. Morgan,
It has come to my attention that the injuries you sustained were as a result of a fight with a fellow student. You may not be aware, but Hogwarts frowns on such extra-curricular activities.
You will have two days of detention, in the Hospital Wing, beginning at six. Please come prepared to work - no magic or abilities will be allowed.
Fifty points will also be taken from your House.
~ Professor Evans-Potter-Black-Homsar
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And while she was sending out owls...
Sparky ~
Well, I know you're still alive, because your brother shows up three times a week in my office and he hasn't mentioned having a hut to himself. So I can only conclude that both of your arms are broken and you are incapable of using a Dictiquill. That's the only reason behind you not owling me in Merlin knows how long.
Seriously, I'm worried. And kind of concerned that you've melded into your couch, with a bottle of whiskey attached to your hand.
~ Lily
(Owl is carrying a large tin of fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookies and a basket containing a steak pastie, a corn and cheese casserole, and some fruit salad.)
After finding out some exasperating news, Lily sent out two harshly worded and heavily warded owls.
Seriously. What was wrong with people?
Mr. Sylar ~
It has come to my attention again that you are engaging in fights with other students. Again.
I am seriously disappointed in your chosen behaviour. I am left no recourse but to assign you detention for the next week. You will report to the Hospital Wing each night promptly at six. I suggest you wear clothing you do not mind getting dirty, as you will not be sitting around twiddling your thumbs or using any form of magic or ability.
Also, I am taking fifty points from your House for your misconduct. Do not be late, Mr. Sylar, or I will make it sixty.
~ Professor Evans-Potter-Black-Homsar
---
Ms. Morgan,
It has come to my attention that the injuries you sustained were as a result of a fight with a fellow student. You may not be aware, but Hogwarts frowns on such extra-curricular activities.
You will have two days of detention, in the Hospital Wing, beginning at six. Please come prepared to work - no magic or abilities will be allowed.
Fifty points will also be taken from your House.
~ Professor Evans-Potter-Black-Homsar
---
And while she was sending out owls...
Sparky ~
Well, I know you're still alive, because your brother shows up three times a week in my office and he hasn't mentioned having a hut to himself. So I can only conclude that both of your arms are broken and you are incapable of using a Dictiquill. That's the only reason behind you not owling me in Merlin knows how long.
Seriously, I'm worried. And kind of concerned that you've melded into your couch, with a bottle of whiskey attached to your hand.
~ Lily
(Owl is carrying a large tin of fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookies and a basket containing a steak pastie, a corn and cheese casserole, and some fruit salad.)
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Owl returns, and will not go back to Lily. This sucka's only flying to Rachel, yo
Date: 2007-09-08 11:44 pm (UTC)No cookies.
No info on Sam.
OWL HER.
~ Lily
Horus returns, seeing as the owl will not budge
Date: 2007-09-09 01:48 am (UTC)I OWLED HER, OKAY
GIVE ME COOKIES ><
Crap, someone's at the door.
-Dean
Return of Horace
Date: 2007-09-09 02:00 pm (UTC)Sparky ~
I'm just so proud I might burst.
What do you want to know about Sam?
~ Lily
Horace returns
Date: 2007-09-17 08:19 am (UTC)Hey, yay, cookies.
Which is... totally why I'm here. And not the cookies. ...Shut up.
He totally ratted you out the other day, by the way.
-Dean