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(The note is unsigned, but written in a scrawl that may be familiar to Noah.)
Bennet,
Suppose you had something to do with the bleeding hat putting me in a dorm covered in pink? Don't worry - you won't find me there. Or anywhere else. So rest easy, mate. Just go about your life and don't think about the blood on your hands.
Sandra,
Do me a favor. Play this for your husband.
(Enclosed is a CD of the best of Andrew Lloyd Webber.)
Re: Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 03:16 am (UTC)I really didn't want to know that about you and your mother, Claude.Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 03:19 am (UTC)Not what I meant and you know it, bloody pervert.Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 03:25 am (UTC)remembereddidn't have to do that. I'd apologize for the Carousel CD but she meant well.Next time don't make it so easy, then.Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 03:42 am (UTC)Of course I remembered, how could I not?Yeah, well. How else were you going to ride off to drag another innocent person to their vivisection if you didn't have your road trip music?Eh, what can you do? Besides, June is Busting Out All Over is a classic.
You just have your mind in the gutter.Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 03:54 am (UTC)Thanks. The cover got torn on the old one andI don't know, maybe I could haul you along and you could talk them to death first, as a mercy killing.Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 04:32 am (UTC)Yeah, your son, Sandra told me. God, your son. I'd forgottenMy dazzling conversational skills are killer, I know, but if you think that Imiss riding around with youam going to ever get in a car with you again, you're smoking something.Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 04:36 am (UTC)I know, all those years of nothing and thenYes, because every time I get in a car with someone I have to shoot them. I don't know how my kids have survived my taking them to school for so long.I(Here there is a few words' worth of scribbles obscuring the rest of this.)Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 04:39 am (UTC)I knew you'd be a great dad, youHey, how do I know it hasn't become a habit? Maybe it's just people who consider youa brothera partner? Or possibly only on bridges? Too risky, mate, sorry.Re: Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 04:42 am (UTC)...thanks. Really.Ah yes, the siren song of bridges. Because Lord knows I can't drive over one without the urge to shoot everything that moves with absolutely no provocation.Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 04:47 am (UTC)Well, you managed not to kill Claire in the first week, so it was a pretty safe bet.See, and here all this time I'd thought it was me. Should have known it was the damn bridge.Oh, yeah, and the fact that you're a bastard. That point can't be forgotten.
Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 04:59 am (UTC)I think a lot of that might have been her and Sandra's doing more than mine. You were whatWell, it's not like you're going to let anyone forget it. I might as well start making business cards.Re: Return owl
Date: 2007-08-29 05:06 am (UTC)What what?Oh, that'll be charming. 'Noah Bennet. Bounty man and all round bastard. Call for vivisection pick-up service. Does not do bridges.'