[App] Wishbone, from Wishbone

[woocha.livejournal.com]

A Jack Russell Terrier was rolling around a little bit when he suddenly sat up at feeling cold stone. He sniffed around a bit, ran around a bit, and jumped up on the table. He nudged the Dictaquill, which sprang to life.

Oh!Wishbone thought. The Dictaquill wrote that down. Also the 'hmmmm' he thought after that. Then it pointed at the application.

[[OOC: For the purposes of the rpg, everyone can hear Wishbone's thoughts. Half of the characters are from books anyway.]]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Well, don't tell Joe, but sometimes I sneak cheese when he's not looking, and it's really yummy.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I'm afraid I haven't read that book yet. It would depend on whether they're villains or not.

3. What time is it where you are?

Naptime!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Oh, I wouldn't do that. It's not nice. Now being petted, that's nice. And I think........Molly Weasley would pet me the best.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

The Bookworm.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Well, Zeus did kidnap Ganymede and made him his lover in Greek Mythology, so I guess, whichever one kidnaps Harry should be the one to marry him.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

You're a human? And you write a lot?

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. I read and remember lots of stories. And I'm good at digging holes. I like digging holes.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

A bribe? Well, I have a chew toy. And I could tell a story. Or you can pet me.

I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____*pawprint*_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____*pawprint*_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____*pawprint*______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____*pawprint*________"

Comments

[nemofound.livejournal.com]

Nemo looked confused.

"I don't know their names. Can you pick one?"

[woocha.livejournal.com]

Mmmm....how about The Prince and the Pauper?

[nemofound.livejournal.com]

"Okay," Nemo said, and swam down to let the tentacles of his anemone tickle his fins. He looked up a moment later.

"It's not a scary story, is it?"

((Oh, yeah. Nemo also has a pint-size anemone which he brought with him to keep from getting homesick. And to hide in when he is afraid. Which is not now. Now, he is just hangin' out.))

[woocha.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! It's about a prince and an orphan who look exactly alike, and how they switch places!

[nemofound.livejournal.com]

"Cool!" Nemo exclaimed. He settled down on a bit of current, lazily trailing his fins in the bubbles from his automatic tank filter, and waited for Wishbone to begin.

[woocha.livejournal.com]

And Wishbone told the story, which he made very interesting, but I'm not about to type it all.

Now how was that, Nemo?

[nemofound.livejournal.com]

"Wow," Nemo said. "That's a very brave story. So you should be in Gryffindor with me!"

Nemo paused and thought. This was not a story about Wishbone himself - it must have come from somewhere else. "How do you know the stories?" he asked.