[identity profile] woocha.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] hh_mirror
A Jack Russell Terrier was rolling around a little bit when he suddenly sat up at feeling cold stone. He sniffed around a bit, ran around a bit, and jumped up on the table. He nudged the Dictaquill, which sprang to life.

Oh!Wishbone thought. The Dictaquill wrote that down. Also the 'hmmmm' he thought after that. Then it pointed at the application.

[[OOC: For the purposes of the rpg, everyone can hear Wishbone's thoughts. Half of the characters are from books anyway.]]


1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Well, don't tell Joe, but sometimes I sneak cheese when he's not looking, and it's really yummy.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I'm afraid I haven't read that book yet. It would depend on whether they're villains or not.

3. What time is it where you are?

Naptime!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Oh, I wouldn't do that. It's not nice. Now being petted, that's nice. And I think........Molly Weasley would pet me the best.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

The Bookworm.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Well, Zeus did kidnap Ganymede and made him his lover in Greek Mythology, so I guess, whichever one kidnaps Harry should be the one to marry him.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

You're a human? And you write a lot?

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. I read and remember lots of stories. And I'm good at digging holes. I like digging holes.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

A bribe? Well, I have a chew toy. And I could tell a story. Or you can pet me.


I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____*pawprint*_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____*pawprint*_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____*pawprint*______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____*pawprint*________"

Date: 2007-08-21 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ra-tilt-chimera.livejournal.com
Zel blinked. The applicant was a talking dog... or something very close to talking. Not even a beast-man, just a dog. What's wrong with this picture? "You know, there are probably better criteria for marriage than kidnapping. You read a lot, you can probably think of a few."

((OOC: Pardon me taking the excuse to spazz for a moment. WISHBONE! &hearts *ahem* Should probably also note that Zel has a cat, and almost certainly smells like it.))

Date: 2007-08-21 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ra-tilt-chimera.livejournal.com
"I don't think many people are. It's not exactly something that gets explained when the rest of the birds-and-bees stuff does, is it? Uh, is something wrong?" Zel asked, seeing Wishbone crouch down.

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Vote: GRYFFINDOR!

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Date: 2007-08-21 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nemofound.livejournal.com
((Hurrah for Wishbone! I know there are book forms of Nemo's movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finding_Nemo); feel free to have Wishbone recognize him. For reference, Nemo is in the fishtank from the dentist's office, all by himself, though he has added various other decorations that he has received from Hogwarts friends. And his pets, and the house elf who pulls his tank on a sled.))

Nemo grinned. Here was another animal-person!

"Hi!" he said. The tribble in a cage hanging from the tank chirped happily, while Orca, Nemo's pet cat, lashed his tail, uncertain about the new arrival.

"My name is Nemo," Nemo said. "Can you tell me a story? Then we could be friends! I like stories. My friend Pippi tells good ones!"

((Yes, Nemo's friend Pippi is Pippi Longstocking.))

Date: 2007-08-21 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nemofound.livejournal.com
Nemo looked confused.

"I don't know their names. Can you pick one?"

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Date: 2007-08-21 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com
In light of recent ominous events (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1434423.html), the answer to question 5B set Zoidberg's keen detective senses a' ringing! A veritable confession, it was!

"Ah-ha!" He cried. "Zoidberg has solved the case and saved the day! All right, scumbag! Where are you hiding Mrs. Hat-lady?"

Date: 2007-08-21 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com
"Oh, I just bet you could! Because you are the one who kidnapped her! You can't pull the wool over Zoidberg's eyes! The jig is up, it is!"

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Vote: Guilty

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Date: 2007-08-21 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com
((I love you. I will love your children. I will love your children's children. And any hats that you may now or one day possess.))


Oz thought back to his revised Garfield (http://ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com/2008.html#cutid1) comics, and worried that he might be slowly descending into insanity. Eh, he had a good run.

"Hey." He held out a hand to pet him, though sometimes animals did not react so well to his scent. On the other hand, he hadn't transformed for a long, long time, so it was iffy.

Date: 2007-08-21 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com
Oz did so.

"Do you read comics?"

Gryffindor

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Date: 2007-08-21 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ka-click.livejournal.com
And here comes a cute little fuzzy bunny. "What kinda stories, kid?"

Date: 2007-08-21 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ka-click.livejournal.com
"Do any beatrix Potter?" There is a deadly gleam in his eye. "Or Shakespeare?"

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Date: 2007-08-21 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2bking.livejournal.com
Simba's ears perked up a little at the sight of this newest applicant -- he was Simba's size! And... close enough in shape! Maybe they could be friends and hang out, find some cool stuff together.

"Hey," he called cheerfully as he approached. "I'm Simba." Then he cocked his head to the side and scrunched up his nose; he had a question. "What's a chew toy?"

Date: 2007-08-27 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2bking.livejournal.com
Simba sat back on his haunches, a confused look on his face.

"Owners? Who are they? I get to chew on whatever I want."

Well, unless it was food that someone else had caught, in which case, he really shouldn't take it, because then they'd get mad and try to steal it back and he wasn't really supposed to go around challenging people to fights... Not that he couldn't win! But... It wasn't a good idea. But food had never been a problem for him, with his Dad being who he was.

Date: 2007-08-22 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redsarge.livejournal.com
Diabolical so dogs are joining the ranks as well. Well I can see right through your l’ill ploy
You invade one at a time. Shur you seem Harmless enough until that one day when you out number us then you raze up and over through the Human empire.
Well luckily I have discovered you evil ploy and after long and hard thought I finally decided to hereby accept your unconditional surrender to the newly formed unofficial Hogwarts Red Army.

I'll have Private Groupie bring you the paper work.

Huffly-Dor

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Date: 2007-08-24 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomowildcat.livejournal.com
((Manga/anime character, Wishbone wouldn't know her from Adam. And Tomo's actually a dog person according to canon.))

Fortunately, the forced imprisonment in the tent village did not apply to attending Sortings, even if the House Elves insisted on escorting her. Sure, driving Dwight crazy was fun, but Tomo was sick and tired of beets.

She came into the Sorting a little late, looked at the application, looked at the applicant, and came up with the most profound greeting ever.

"A talking dog? AWESOME!"

Okay, "profound" was a relative measure.

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Vote: Hufflepuff

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Date: 2007-08-29 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
"If you're in favor of kidnapping, how am I to know that you're to be trusted, hm?" The Hat was still rather sore about its beloved Virginia. "What kind of guarantee can you give me that you won't go around kidnapping students willy-nilly for your nefarious doggy plots?"

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Date: 2007-09-09 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
Your bribe has been accepted!

Welcome to Ravenclaw!

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