Unpopcorning Homestar Runner

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"So where are we, anyway?" Homestar asked, looking around. He had just come out of a room full of popcorn, and he seemed to be in a long hallway. "And what's with all this butter?"

There was no answer. Homestar had some trouble with his R's, but it had never stopped anyone from talking to him before. Perhaps a bit more encouragement was required. "I mean, not that there's anything wrong with butter. Just…on popcorn, you know? Not on me. Cause then it's kind of gross."

He waited; still nothing. "I need, like, a shower or something. Maybe you could just point me in the direction of Marzipan's house? Or the nearest hose?"

Silence. Homestar frowned and glared suspiciously. "Hey, are you making fun of me? Cause that's getting really annoying. I have a wand," he held it up and made little tapping motions, "and I know how to use it. Seriously." A pause, then, "Whoa! Where'd I get this wand? I don't remember getting a wand." He had vague memories of some kind of school. And a hat. And Homsar and the Pea Soup guy were there.

"Am I in Oz?" he wondered, looking around again. He didn't yet seem to have realized that he was talking to a wall.


((Sorry, could someone help me out with Homestar's tag? It's not letting me add one myself.))

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[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

"Crab people?" Zoidberg instantly relaxed. "Oz is seahorse, the mooch. But look at you, knowing all the fancy crab movie stars. You must be a veeeery impoooorant person. I know this, being an incredibly important person myself. Definitely much more important than you."

Lobsters were people too! Very Important People, in case you missed it.

[spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com]

"Well, I won first place in the Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating event." He nodded once as though to say "So there!". Obviously, everyone knew about the Strong Badathlon (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/strong_badathlon).

[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

"Well, Iiiiiii am a world famous doctor," Zoidberg said, chest puffed out. "A doctor of medicine, no less!"

[spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com]

"Ooh," Homestar breathed, immensely impressed. "Hey, do you know Dr. Bubs? He helped me unswallow a bug once." This was the height of skill as far as he was concerned. He seemed to have forgotten that Bubs' only role in the whole bug saga (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Bug_In_Mouth_Disease) was to try and sell him a used pancreas.

[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

"Oh, sure, sure. He's a most truuuusted coooolleague!" This was a lie. No other doctors would even talk to Zoidberg, they were so jealous of his genius. But it was important to keep up appearances!