Owl to Michael Scott

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Mr. Scott,

It has come to my attention that you are the head of the Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmede branch. I represent the band Dethklok, and I would like to talk to you about a potential business deal.

Charles Ofdensen

Comments

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

"No one really recovers from a huge loss, but they learn to deal with it and move on in life."

[office-michael.livejournal.com]

Michael shook his head, slowly at first, and then faster. "No. ...NO. I will NEVer move on. Because thaaa~aaaaat would be WRONG. Thaaa~aaaaat would be a disSERvice to Tinky Winky and everything he stood for." Which...was happiness, cheer, and everything gay, but Michael had never been rational about these sorts of things, due mainly to his deep-seated fears that everyone would forget him when he was gone.