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[ka-click.livejournal.com]

Around the school, signs have begun going up. Some of them are at odd levels,, but most of them are at least waist high. Took a little bit of work to make the rug go the right height and all. They read, more or less:

ATTENTION, LADIES OF HOGWARTS!
Are you attractive? Do guys always tell you how hot you are?
Would you like to earn a little bit of cash for not much work?
Then come try out for a new periodical publication, like the wizarding world has never seen!
Please leave all morals at the door
See Bun-Bun at Hufflepuff, for more information. Or sign below, and he'll find you!
No kids!

Comments

[march-theater.livejournal.com]

Periodical? Was this the sort of thing that would publish one of her stories? If so, it sounded like a lark, so she hastened to sign her name.
Jo March
Gryffindor

[ka-click.livejournal.com]

"Jo March?" Bun bun looks up from his list, and smiles at her. "Hi there."

[march-theater.livejournal.com]

"Hello," Jo answered brightly, looking somewhat askance at the bunny. "I... would be Jo."

[ka-click.livejournal.com]

"I'm Mister Bun-Bun. Thank you fer signing up." He checks his notes, nodding. "All right Jo, how old are you? What's your height and weight?"

[march-theater.livejournal.com]

"I'm sixteen," she answered. "But why do you need my height and weight?" She was... truly oblivious as to the purpose behind this endeavor.

[ka-click.livejournal.com]

He lowers the paper to look her in the eyes, his beady black eyes twinkling. "Sweetie, this is going to be a nudey magazine. I'm looking for models."

[march-theater.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you're an artist!" Jo burbled excitedly. "Well, in that case, of course I'd love to model for you!"

[ka-click.livejournal.com]

"Photogropher." He pats his camera lovingly. "You okay with taking your clothes off for the camera?"

[march-theater.livejournal.com]

"...All of them?" Jo asked, looking down at her rather antiquated dress. "I... Well... I'm not sure if I should, really. Marmie mightn't approve."

[ka-click.livejournal.com]

"Yes, but what she doesn't know..." And he smiles at her. "It's good money."

[march-theater.livejournal.com]

"Can I have some time to think it over?" Jo asked. "I don't think this is a decision one can make lightly."

[ka-click.livejournal.com]

He waves a paw. "Of course. And if you don't make the first publication, there will be another one. Course, the girls who stay with me longest will get more money..." Supply and demand baby.