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Jun. 21st, 2007 01:42 am
[identity profile] ka-click.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] hh_mirror
Around the school, signs have begun going up. Some of them are at odd levels,, but most of them are at least waist high. Took a little bit of work to make the rug go the right height and all. They read, more or less:

ATTENTION, LADIES OF HOGWARTS!
Are you attractive? Do guys always tell you how hot you are?
Would you like to earn a little bit of cash for not much work?
Then come try out for a new periodical publication, like the wizarding world has never seen!
Please leave all morals at the door
See Bun-Bun at Hufflepuff, for more information. Or sign below, and he'll find you!
No kids!

Date: 2007-06-21 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whosneverbeen.livejournal.com
Luna Lovegood
Ravenclaw
P.S. I'm of age.

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Date: 2007-06-21 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] march-theater.livejournal.com
Periodical? Was this the sort of thing that would publish one of her stories? If so, it sounded like a lark, so she hastened to sign her name.
Jo March
Gryffindor

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Date: 2007-06-21 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-imp.livejournal.com
The following names appeared on the sign-up sheet with suspiciously similar handwriting.

Brienne of Tarth
Gryffindor
Cersei Lannister
Gryffindor

P.S. We really like working as a couple.

Date: 2007-06-21 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionesscersei.livejournal.com
(( So very dead. BTW, it should be noted here that Brienne-mun = Tyrion-mun, and that Cersei-mun has given permission for Tyrion to sign Cersei up. Because, well, we are evil muns. ))

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Date: 2007-06-21 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fullofjelly.livejournal.com
Well, he'd killed at that transsexual revival of 'Hello, Dolly!' a few years ago. And he was very, very hot. Also, his dick was huge. As were his man-breasts.

Santa Claus
Hufflepuff

P.S. I have my own fishnets.

P.P.S. I go by the stage name 'Satna'. Learn it, bitches.

P.P.S.S. I'll require an assistant/house-boy/Latin lovah named Pedro and six dozen sugar cookies. And if you fuckers forget the whole milk, there will be hell to pay.

Date: 2007-06-21 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nobutyeah.livejournal.com
Vicky Pollard, Sparklypoo

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Date: 2007-06-21 10:28 am (UTC)
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Malice Doll
Hufflepuff

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Date: 2007-06-21 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redballerina.livejournal.com
Oh why not... Bombalurina had very little morals to start with, so why not leave the rest of what she had at the door?

Bombalurina
Hufflepuff

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Date: 2007-06-21 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earthto-mars.livejournal.com
...Why did this sound sketchy, for so many reasons? Oh, maybe because it was bleeding all of the Sketchy Sketchiness of Sketchville and this paper was the freaking mayor. 'Leave all morals at the door' tended to frighten me more than a little. What was this, the next Maxim? Still. I needed cash. Pronto. And a job offer with the word 'periodical' in it? Might be my kind of place.

I could always run, if it came to it.


Veronica Mars
Gryffindor

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Date: 2007-06-21 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rogue-nebari.livejournal.com
This isn't some human only thing, is it?

Chiana, Slytherin

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Date: 2007-06-21 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gets-inside-you.livejournal.com
Oh, what the hell, she was hot, and she could kick someone's ass if she didn't like it, whatever it was. Might as well give it a shot.

Suzie Costello
Hufflepuff

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((OOC, please read))

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Date: 2007-06-22 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] busty-robin.livejournal.com
This sounded very, very shifty, and Steph had been jonesing for a nefarious situation, as of late. Undercover, here she came!

Stephanie Brown, Gryffindor

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Date: 2007-06-22 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
Oh, there was no way Miss Swan would miss an opportunity to flaunt her sexiness. She was completely unavailable, of course, as her heart belonged to Ah-Derek (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/969905.html?thread=48040369#t48040369). But that didn't mean that she didn't want to earn a little bit of cash for not much work. She certainly was attractive, and guys told her she was hot all the time - or at least, so she had decided. As long as she wasn't at a gay bar. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxIl2OLZnhU) Anyway, Ah-Derek thought she was a very sexy human (with emphasis on the "man" part, but Miss Swan was always too preoccupied with the orgasmic sensations from Ah-Derek's love bumps to worry too much about that).

More importantly, she had left her morals back in Kuvaria, along with her scruples.

So, she squatted down and signed her name:

Miss Bunny Swan
Sparklypoopoo House


Then she stood and waited for her interview.

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Date: 2007-06-22 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-office-pam.livejournal.com
Pam saw the sign, and while she'd never sign herself up for something like this (it sounded suspiciously like the Ladies of Dunder-Mifflin calendar Michael had once suggested), she did feel a very strong urge to sign someone else up.

In large, neat handwriting, she wrote,

Dwight Schrute
Slytherin House


Oh, man, she was definitely going to have to tell Jim about this.

((Permission of Dwight-mun granted, of course!))

Date: 2007-06-26 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ogein-puppeteer.livejournal.com
Ogin was glad to finally be able to leave the sorting room. She wandered around aimlessly for a bit until she saw a note on the wall at about waist height. She read it and signed the bottom.

Ogin
Slytherin

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