Quidditch Signup

[forcedexile.livejournal.com]

This is the signup list for Quidditch tryouts.
Tryouts will be held June 14th.
Please write your name, your house, desired position, and any prior experience.

The notice was posted both at the Quidditch field and at the Great Hall. It is charmed so a name signed on one would appear on the other.

[[If you don't have a specific position for your character, say any.]]

Comments

[semper-fi-house.livejournal.com]

Name: Col. John House
House: Gryffindor
Position: Beater
Experience: One broom-flying lesson; 40 years as a marine pilot,
graduated from United States Naval Academy in 1957 and Naval Air Technical Training Center in 1958; high school football quarterback

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Name: Stephanie Brown
House: Gryffindor
Position: Chaser
Experience: Extensive gymnastic/acrobatic training (Dixon High Gymnastics Team)
Fear of heights not remotely an issue

[red-war-rider.livejournal.com]

War
Bitchiwitch
Beater
extensive combat experience, all wars in history
extensive experience riding (horses, motorcycles, etc.)

[mischief-fred.livejournal.com]

Name: Fred Weasley
House: Gryffindor
Position: Beater
Experience: Beater, Gryffindor House Quidditch Team, 1990-1996 (won House Cup, 1995);

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Name: Charles Ofdensen
House: Hufflepuff
Desired Position: Any
Experience: One lesson.

[traitorormartyr.livejournal.com]

Name: Archie Kennedy
House: Gryffindor
Desired Position: Any

[big-broomstick.livejournal.com]

Name: Oliver Wood
House: Gryffindor
Position: Keeper
Experience: Right, so I guess it's hard to explain, now that I'm back at Hogwarts again, but I was the Gryffindor Quidditch team Keeper for four years, and Captain for three years. Hard work that was, but I've lot loads of experience organizing practices, motivating my team, and I've got some great ideas for a fantastic defense, if you want to hear them. AS a Captain, I led Gryffindor to victory in my last year at Hogwarts. Proudest moment of my life. Right now I'm on the reserve team for Puddlemere United as a Keeper. If you have any questions, just send me an owl. Or ask me in person. Or, really, you can find me in Gryffindor, or out on the pitch. What kind of brooms will the players be using? I've been asking a lot of the new people, and you'd be amazed at how many of them are Muggles who have never even heard of flying brooms, much less bought their own. Hogwarts is in sad, sad shape when it can't provide decent brooms for Quidditch. I've been thinking about going to the Headmistress about this, would you like me to? It's not a problem at all. I've been hearing great things about the latest Comet, but you really can't beat anything from Nimbus. I've got my Puddlemere United broom with me here, too, so you can try that out if you like. Fancy stuff, these brooms. I can stop on a Knut, and turns are just the easiest thing on it. It's really come in handy, that. I was practicing with the team one day when out of nowhere, this Bludger comes right at my head! If it weren't for this broom's stopping power and a bit of the old duck and cover, well, I'd be a bit lumpier. Well, lumpier than I already am. I'll tell you more about it sometime. I can't wait to get a new team together!

Written Anonymously...All Ninja Like

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Yes, but what are your thoughts on yaoi? Which 'head' are you talking about, pal? Because I think my sensibilities were just offended. Honestly, no discretion among athletes these days. Talk to a trainer about that kind of thing!

Re: Written Anonymously...All Ninja Like

[big-broomstick.livejournal.com]

The head on my neck. What other head would I



We have protective gear for that! Honestly!

Re: Written Anonymously...All Ninja Like

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Dude. Kudos for family planning, but that's really between you and your lady/gentlemen/anthropomorphic friend.

Re: Written Anonymously...All Ninja Like

[big-broomstick.livejournal.com]

I We My That's not what I mean!

Re: Written Anonymously...All Ninja Like

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Then you don't use protection? That's just irresponsible. How are we supposed to trust your captaining skills, knowing you’ve got such poor judgment? For shame.

Re: Written Anonymously...All Ninja Like

[big-broomstick.livejournal.com]

Oliver was never one to understand when somebody was pulling his leg.

UNLESS I AM SHAGGING MY TEAM, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS!!

Re: Written Anonymously...All Ninja Like

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Your entire team? Hey now. That was not specified on the sign-up sheet.

I feel so used.

[fabpenny.livejournal.com]

Penelope Creighton-Ward
Gryffindor
Desired position: any
Experience: I am an experienced pilot of most types of airborne and submersible vehicles, including my own custom-made car. I am also an experienced astronaut. I have extremely good balance due to extensive martial arts training.

[moonlit-jemmers.livejournal.com]

Jemima
Hufflepuff
Desired Position: Any
Experience: Good balance, experienced chasing of round objects, heightened senses

[mischief-george.livejournal.com]

Name: George Weasley
Position: Beater
Experience: Was Beater on Gryffindor's House Team 1990-96, with a stunning House Cup victory in '95 (which completely would have been repeated in '96 if it hadn't been for that bint Umbridge).