A flurry of owls

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My lady,

I have returned from my brief excursion abroad. I apologize for not letting you know I was leaving. The decision was made at the last minute.

However, I am glad to be back, and hope this finds you well. If you would be amenable, I would love to have dinner with you sometime and catch up.

As always, your servant,
Tyrion





Strong Bad,

I have returned from my brief sabbatical. Have I missed anything important? We should have cold ones again and plot... something.

Tyrion Lannister




Dr. House,

I have returned to Hogwarts after a bit of an absence. The trip wasn't terribly exciting, but I did manage to acquire alcohol, which you're welcome to come drink with me, should you feel inclined.

Tyrion Lannister





A house elf was sent to Cersei's room, carrying a basket of cookies. The cookies were, of course, harmless, but there was no note attached to the basket.

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Return owl, warded to cause an insatiable desire for dwarfcest in unintended readers

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Strong Bad,

I haven't really been to the sorting room lately. Clearly, this must be fixed. I am very curious about The Cheat, and shall send him a vote into Slytherin as soon as possible.

I'd heard rumors of that cafe, but I have no desire to inflict that kind of pain upon myself. I am sure the Stick will be a vast improvement.

Regards,

T. L.