A flurry of owls

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My lady,

I have returned from my brief excursion abroad. I apologize for not letting you know I was leaving. The decision was made at the last minute.

However, I am glad to be back, and hope this finds you well. If you would be amenable, I would love to have dinner with you sometime and catch up.

As always, your servant,
Tyrion





Strong Bad,

I have returned from my brief sabbatical. Have I missed anything important? We should have cold ones again and plot... something.

Tyrion Lannister




Dr. House,

I have returned to Hogwarts after a bit of an absence. The trip wasn't terribly exciting, but I did manage to acquire alcohol, which you're welcome to come drink with me, should you feel inclined.

Tyrion Lannister





A house elf was sent to Cersei's room, carrying a basket of cookies. The cookies were, of course, harmless, but there was no note attached to the basket.

Comments

[canes-can-kill.livejournal.com]

Tyrion,

I tried to give this letter to a house elf to see what kind of interesting charm it had on it, but the stupid thing wouldn't open it. Pity.

And how could I resist free alcohol? You're on, mister.

House.

[ugly-imp.livejournal.com]

House,

That's a pity. I really want to see if that warding charm actually works. But these owls never seem to deliver the mail to the wrong person, so I guess I'll never know.

I'll be in my room, with the door open, so drop by anytime.

TL

reply, totally unwarded

[sbisawesome.livejournal.com]

Dear Tyrion,

Have you missed anything? HAVE YOU MISSED ANYTHING?! The Cheat is not dead! The Cheat is here at Hogwarts! We're talking the event of the week, if not the event of the whole freaking month!

He's still stuck in the Sorting Room, poor little fella. You and I should definitely get together for some cold ones to celebrate, though.

What else? This totally ugly and boring cafe got started in Slytherin. It's the kinda place that someone like my baby brother would go and think about how cool he is. Not. It doesn't hold a candle to The Stick. Maybe me and The Cheat will have to bring back The Stick, Hogwarts-style.

S to the B!

Return owl, warded to cause an insatiable desire for dwarfcest in unintended readers

[ugly-imp.livejournal.com]

Strong Bad,

I haven't really been to the sorting room lately. Clearly, this must be fixed. I am very curious about The Cheat, and shall send him a vote into Slytherin as soon as possible.

I'd heard rumors of that cafe, but I have no desire to inflict that kind of pain upon myself. I am sure the Stick will be a vast improvement.

Regards,

T. L.