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Although the Easter Bunny arrived in time for Easter, he was rather woefully late in spreading the Easter joy to Hogwarts. This may have been because he was sleeping 16 hours a day, because he'd tried playing DDR in the Gryffindor common room, or just because he was extremely lazy.

Today, anybody that wandered through the Great Hall might actually find their eyes hurting from the sheer amount of shiny-wrapped chocolate eggs, piled in dozens of baskets and of many different colors. Some of the eggs had items inside, detectable by the rattling one would hear upon shaking them; the items would range from anything from more chocolate to any kind of toy one could imagine. Attached to all the baskets is this note:

Happy Easter, biznatches.

Don't moan and whine about how it's late, I KNOW. I had better things to be doing, so you get your chocolate now. If you need me, just holler. I'll be around the room somewhere.

The Easter Bunny


((OOC: Chocolate plot! As is usual, any chocolate that is consumed may or may not have magical effects upon the character that consumes it; what happens (or doesn't happen) is entirely up to the muns :) ))

Date: 2007-04-14 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com
"What's this? Food for Zoidberg!?"

*salivates*

*gobbles*

*clearly, no bad will come of this!*

Date: 2007-04-14 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com
*CHANGE IN NARRATIVE STYLE!*

Three eggs in, Zoidberg started to notice some changes. His shell, formerly stalwart and rosy-hued, turned a squishy shade of pink. His claws, devastating weapons of destruction, became tiny and frail. He had those fancy opposable thumbs, all the young folks were on about!

And...what was this? Breasts? And a pert bottom?

"Hm. Must be that time of the month, I think!" Zoidberg shrugged, and went back to eating everything in sight. Only in a far sexier manner.

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