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[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Application:



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Whatever cheese they use for nachos. Mozzarella, is it? I love nachos.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Oh, man. I’m just not going to think about that. It's too tempting - the Luthor side could…let’s not talk about killing, okay? No killing. Superman doesn’t kill, so I don’t, because I’m cloned from Superman. Right.

3. What time is it where you are?

Apparently not time for school to be out. I wish it was.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Dude, I do have a girlfriend, you know. Even though she probably thinks I’m a homicidal maniac by now. And that whole question is kind of creepy. Coming back from the death as an old, philandering sexual harrasser?

Sounds kind of like Green Arrow.

I mean, really, that happened to Ollie too, didn’t it? And he’s got a thing going with Black Canary, I think. I guess Fleur Delacour could be an equivalent to Black Canary - I don’t know if she kicks ass as well, but she’s blonde and hot. And I’m a sucker for blondes too.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Don’t talk to me about twins either! Ever since that other Superboy showed up, I’ve been paranoid about that kind of double-person thing. Harry should just stay away from twins, because otherwise he’d get caught up in some fucked up debate about who is the real Weasley and it’ll end up with his dog being beaten up. Or maybe his owl, since he doesn’t have a dog.

And…mythology? Um. Cassie’d know more about that really, but she doesn’t really like to talk about it, what with her dad being Zeus and all.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I might have increasingly confusing moral and identity issues right now, but I know I’m not useless. I have pretty much the same powers as Superman, just to a lesser extent. I can fly; I have some amount of super-strength (it used to be tactile telekinesis or TK, but it’s grown a bit now); and I also have heat vision, x-ray vision, super-hearing, and super-speed, though I’m not as fast as Bart, of course.

My problem right now is how to use them.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I can do favors using any of my powers. I’d recommend asking me for a flight; I’m used to flying by now, of course, but it’s still completely awesome, and Tim says it's even more awesome for someone who's never flown before.

I also have a dog. Cassie says he’s cute (I dunno, whatever), and he can fly. I can’t give him away because Superman’d be mad, but…I guess I could lend him out? That might work.

Comments

[oldoneofrlyeh.livejournal.com]

(Sign: "... Nitcheze's Superman/Übermensch or is this something else entirely different?")

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Uhh, I don't know what that is, so no, I don't think so. Bart or Tim might know. I mean, Bart knows like everything now, but Tim's smart.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

You're a clone? Cool.

...And do you know Nightwing? Because you mentioned Black Canary, and I swear I've heard him talk about her before.

And hm, bribe. *considers* I have a locked box that I can't decide if it's worth working on removing the hex on or not. Look inside it for me and tell me what's there? It's spelled to be impervious to magic, but you're a mutant instead of magical, right?

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I was made as a clone of Superman - I was supposed to replace him because everyone thought he was dead for a while - but then later after Superman came back and everything, Tim (that's Robin) found out that they also used DNA from Lex Luthor to make me. Who's, like, Superman's archenemy and everything. Not cool.

Sure I know Nightwing. I mean, I don't know his name or anything, but I've met him. (And Tim knows him really well of course.) Does he hang out here?

Oh man, I should've mentioned. I can't use x-ray vision to look through anything that's lead-lined. Sorry, dude. And yeah, I am a mutant, but I can be affected by magic, you know, Zatanna and Shazam and everything. I don't think that's the same type of magic you have here though.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

...what's that you were saying about homicidal maniacs?

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Umm. I was cloned using the DNA of both Superman, you know, the great superhero and everything, and Lex Luthor, Superman's arch-nemesis. I didn't know about the Luthor part until my friend Tim found out for me.

And then this one time I went all crazy and almost killed my girlfriend Cassie and a bunch of my other friends with my powers because the Luthor side took over or something weird like that. And then I stopped superheroing, but this other Superboy, I don't know who the hell he was, came to my house and picked up a fight. It was weird. He was kinda homicidal too, but I don't think he was part Luthor or anything.

So yeah.

[green-n-buttery.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Oh GOSH. It's current, superANGST Kon too. ♥))

You can fly? Wow, that would be great. Can you take me for a fly around the school? I'll vote you into any house you want!

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Hee, I know! I thought of doing YJ Kon because there's an Impulse here and everything, but I thought this'd be interesting, at least. Was the "super"-angst intentional? :D))

Yeah, no problem, I take my friends flying all the time. I don't know what house I want, though - just probably not Slytherin. From what I hear, that'd make the Luthor side of me come out, and well, bad stuff happens then. And I'm not smart like Tim, so Ravenclaw probably wouldn't work.

[nightbirdboy.livejournal.com]

Superman has a clone?

A clone with a Luthor side?

And you know Tim, and your Green Arrow was dead at some point and what the sam hell? I know there's a Supergirl, but I don't think she's a clone and I'm pretty sure Batgirl would have mentioned it if she got a sex change and this is making my head hurt.

((OOC: KON! Current, angsty Kon! You are too awesome, even if this is doubtless going to give toon!Dick a migrane XD))

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Nightwing! Hey, dude, long time no see!

Uhh...nice hairdo.

Hey, wait, why are you so confused? You know me. Right? And yeah, of course I know Tim, he's like my best friend. And Green Arrow...you knew about that, didn't you? I'm sure Arsenal would've told you. I mean...you know like everyone in the superhero community, how could you have not known about that? And hey, Supergirl and I are completely different. It'd be creepy if she got a sex-change.

Wait, you look different. What the hell is going on?

((OOC: Yay! Yeah, I was wondering how that was going to work. I'm not too familiar with toonverse though, so forgive me if I get anything wrong. :D))

[5000yearold.livejournal.com]

Oh goody, a Boy Scout with a dark side. Where have a I seen that one before?

Gryffindor

[cpt-pierce.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking Gryffindor.

[bestkogalever.livejournal.com]

So, another Superhero? You got a costume too?

I'm voting you into Gryffindor because our house seems to be "The Superhero" house. Y'know, like Slyths are hot guys, 'Puffs are cute girls, and 'Claws are drunk. And I know the cheese you're talking about! :D It's the stuff that comes out of the "Nacho Cheese" pump? Or do you make nachoes with mozzarella?

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess. I used to have a costume kinda like Superman's, but then I changed it to just a black shirt with an S on it and jeans. I could wear another costume though, I guess.

Heh, I don't really know, whatever Gar puts on the nachos is good! It's probably the stuff from the pump. Yum.

[impulsive1.livejournal.com]

Koooonnn!!!!! Hi!-Where've-ya-been. Oooh-nice-new-costume. What's-this-about-the -Teen-Titans? Is-everyone-else-coming? Robin? Secret? Did-they-all-come-too? What's-this-about-Angst? *slows down* Oh, yeah. Gryffindor with me.

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Bart! I didn't know you were here! Hey man. Nice to see someone who actually recognizes me. Something weird's going on with Nightwing - he doesn't seem to know who I am.

Uhh, I don't know if anyone else is coming, I mean, I haven't really been around the Titans that much except for that Superboy fight. Oh, I almost forgot, thanks for the help with that. What did you and Flash do? Whatever it was, it was pretty cool.

Secret? I haven't seen Secret in ages, I mean, she's a civilian now, right?

...hey? Why are you calling yourself Impulse here?

Gryffindor

[ewoodhouse.livejournal.com]

I agree with my classmates that you are a true Gryffindor. What a nice lad you are. I am sorry to hear that you do not enjoy school... and you certainly are not terribly quiet. But it is a good quality in a man to be assertive.

Do you expect your girlfriend to join us at Hogwarts?

He might be of no use to Freya, but I shall certainly keep him in the roster.

Re: Gryffindor

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Quiet? Me? Nope, sorry.

Umm, I'm not sure, I haven't really talked to Cassie about it. Maybe, if she gets worried about me or something. Would that be a problem?

[unforetold.livejournal.com]

Though I am tempted to place you elsewhere, very well, Gryffindor it is.

[fantastic-rose.livejournal.com]

You're a superhero with issues? Huh. I guess you belong in Gryffindor like the others are saying. I'm in Gryffindor too, but I'm not a superhero, nor do I angst. But others do, so I'm sure you'll fit right in, fightin' crime and evil an' all that.

[alex-dane.livejournal.com]

Oh, God... not another one.

Sparklypoo.

[icchan-nyoroyo.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor.

[dr-john-watson.livejournal.com]

I think you would do quite well in Gryffindor.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor. Might as well vote, since I'm here. That's what everyone else is voting...is that where you really want to go, though?

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

I guess...I have a friend there and everything, so that'd be fun, and everyone keeps saying that it's the superhero house or whatever. I really don't know much about these houses.

[csi-sara.livejournal.com]

Confusing issues? Yeah, you're emo enough to fit right in with the Gryffindors.

[squeegeetodd.livejournal.com]

Um... Gryffindor with the rest of the superheroes, I think.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

(( Holy crap! I can only repeat what green_n_buttery said earlier. Current, Angst-Kon = zomglove. xD Don't DO THIS TO ME. EVERY TIME SOMEONE APPLIES I WANT TO PICK UP A NEW CHARACTER. GET TIM OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAD xO Not to mention the fact that, uh, Clark is there too. @_@ Oh, hell.))

Mozzarella is most certainly not what they put on nachos. But nacho cheese is delicious.

Gryffindor, then. Bring the nachos.

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

((Hee! No no no, Tim is good! Bring the Tim! And Clark too, that'd be entertaining. I was discussing it with nightbirdboy too, and he agrees, comics!Tim would be awesome because it would break toon!Dick's brain. And then Kon would feel a bit less paranoid about Nightwing being weird. XD))

Heh, sorry, I don't know the name. Gar just makes killer nachos. I shoulda asked him first. I can get him to make some though.

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

You seem very confusing. Maybe the Gryffindors can sort you out. Well, I doubt it, but at least you'll be in good company.

[ninjaoftheramen.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor for sure!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, you have superpowers. I suspect you also have spandex. Would you be willing to take a hat and a little boy flying?

[superboy-kon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure, no problem! *picks up hat with little boy*

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! It seems that Little Tom had a bit too much pizza and rollercoasters yesterday! May we take a raincheck on the flying? I assure you it's not necessary that we go before I sort you.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You seem to have a very interesting ancestry, Mr. El. And you definitely belong with the spandex-clad Superheroes!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor!

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Are you still active in the game? >.> Otherwise, would you be willing to release the character to another player?))