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Application:



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Whatever cheese they use for nachos. Mozzarella, is it? I love nachos.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Oh, man. I’m just not going to think about that. It's too tempting - the Luthor side could…let’s not talk about killing, okay? No killing. Superman doesn’t kill, so I don’t, because I’m cloned from Superman. Right.

3. What time is it where you are?

Apparently not time for school to be out. I wish it was.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Dude, I do have a girlfriend, you know. Even though she probably thinks I’m a homicidal maniac by now. And that whole question is kind of creepy. Coming back from the death as an old, philandering sexual harrasser?

Sounds kind of like Green Arrow.

I mean, really, that happened to Ollie too, didn’t it? And he’s got a thing going with Black Canary, I think. I guess Fleur Delacour could be an equivalent to Black Canary - I don’t know if she kicks ass as well, but she’s blonde and hot. And I’m a sucker for blondes too.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Don’t talk to me about twins either! Ever since that other Superboy showed up, I’ve been paranoid about that kind of double-person thing. Harry should just stay away from twins, because otherwise he’d get caught up in some fucked up debate about who is the real Weasley and it’ll end up with his dog being beaten up. Or maybe his owl, since he doesn’t have a dog.

And…mythology? Um. Cassie’d know more about that really, but she doesn’t really like to talk about it, what with her dad being Zeus and all.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I might have increasingly confusing moral and identity issues right now, but I know I’m not useless. I have pretty much the same powers as Superman, just to a lesser extent. I can fly; I have some amount of super-strength (it used to be tactile telekinesis or TK, but it’s grown a bit now); and I also have heat vision, x-ray vision, super-hearing, and super-speed, though I’m not as fast as Bart, of course.

My problem right now is how to use them.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I can do favors using any of my powers. I’d recommend asking me for a flight; I’m used to flying by now, of course, but it’s still completely awesome, and Tim says it's even more awesome for someone who's never flown before.

I also have a dog. Cassie says he’s cute (I dunno, whatever), and he can fly. I can’t give him away because Superman’d be mad, but…I guess I could lend him out? That might work.