Niki and Jessica Sanders, Heroes
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hh_mirrorA thin, blonde woman in her early thirties looked around herself, seeming a little bemused. Like many, she had appeared suddenly in the sorting room, with no real explanation for her being there. After a moment, she walked over to the desk and picked up a form, reading it. About halfway down the page, her face hardened, and she put it down, perhaps a little more forcefully than necessary.
“To hell with this. Why would I fill out an application? I’ve just got to get out of here!”
But, a moment later, she picked it up again, grabbed a quill, and started filling it out, muttering something about this looking like as secure a place as any.
((Jessica is Niki’s alternate personality, and each is perfectly aware of the other. Plain text is Niki’s writing, Italics are Jessica. Also, my apologies to 329-and-328-mun, for apping a such a similar character so soon.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don’t really have much of a preference. Micah likes the mozzarella string cheese, so that’s what we usually have the most of around the house.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn’t
Barney. He rots children’s brains. I’m glad we never let Micah watch it.
3. What time is it where you are?
A few minutes before four.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black, of cour
No one. I wouldn’t harass anyon
Of course we would. And it would be
No one. Don’t pay attention to her.
Don’t pay attention to her. I would harass Sirius Bla
Ok, fine. I might flirt with Kingsley, a little.
Sirius Black.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oh, I don’t know. How about Jouir? It’s French, and can mean either to enjoy or to orgasm. Or maybe
Niki’s.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whoever he likes.
For once, I agree with her. I flatly don’t care who he marries. Case closed.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It’s because you’re useless at paperwork, I’d think. Make sure you’re actually doing it, instead of just signing anything that looks remotely like a line.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Niki is useless. I, on the other hand, can take on grown men many times my size, and win every time. If you need someone shot, I can get the job done. And I can also serve drinks and deal blackjack.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Wait, you mean if I threaten you, I get to leave? In that case I’ll *completely crossed out*
Do. Not. Listen. To. Her. I’ve got $2000 US with me, a gun, and some, shall we say, borrowed jewelry and watches.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. NS
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. NS.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. NS.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. NS.”
“To hell with this. Why would I fill out an application? I’ve just got to get out of here!”
But, a moment later, she picked it up again, grabbed a quill, and started filling it out, muttering something about this looking like as secure a place as any.
((Jessica is Niki’s alternate personality, and each is perfectly aware of the other. Plain text is Niki’s writing, Italics are Jessica. Also, my apologies to 329-and-328-mun, for apping a such a similar character so soon.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don’t really have much of a preference. Micah likes the mozzarella string cheese, so that’s what we usually have the most of around the house.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. He rots children’s brains. I’m glad we never let Micah watch it.
3. What time is it where you are?
A few minutes before four.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
No one. I wouldn’t harass anyon
Of course we would. And it would be
No one. Don’t pay attention to her.
Don’t pay attention to her. I would harass Sirius Bla
Ok, fine. I might flirt with Kingsley, a little.
Sirius Black.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Niki’s.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whoever he likes.
For once, I agree with her. I flatly don’t care who he marries. Case closed.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It’s because you’re useless at paperwork, I’d think. Make sure you’re actually doing it, instead of just signing anything that looks remotely like a line.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Niki is useless. I, on the other hand, can take on grown men many times my size, and win every time. If you need someone shot, I can get the job done. And I can also serve drinks and deal blackjack.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Do. Not. Listen. To. Her. I’ve got $2000 US with me, a gun, and some, shall we say, borrowed jewelry and watches.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. NS
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. NS.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. NS.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. NS.”
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Date: 2007-04-09 12:39 am (UTC)*He pauses, shakes his head, and pinches the bridge of his nose.* Sorry, I tend to get surly when people don't respond to what I consider logic. Which means I spend a lot of time surly. *His face softens. Okay, his expression softens; his face doesn't really do soft, being made of stone.* And I don't know what it's like to have a kid, so probably I've got different priorities. Hell, I've got different priorities from most people who don't have kids.
But, "kid"? I am twenty, if you can't tell.
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Date: 2007-04-09 03:14 am (UTC)"I'm really, really sorry about that," she said, her voice a little softer and her face a little more open. "I'm Niki. She should be quiet for a while, now."
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