An unpopcorning of a lunatic... Open RP

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Popcorn!

...What?

Tenna patted herself over for a few long seconds, spastically, her eyes flickering around the room as her hands settling upon her head and grabbed at her spiky black hair. Er. She was in a giant room. Filled with popcorn kernels. Which actually wasn't such a strange revelation, for Tenna, really - it was actually extremely... awesome - but that... huh. It was definitely a first. Watching her name disappear off of a plaque in the room, though, that might've made it onto the odd list.

Reeking of butter, still holding onto her head, and furrowing both eyebrows in a comical manner, Tenna took a few steps around, puzzled, glancing around the room at all the other kernels. She started a bit towards the door, and stopped again, doing a double-take, as if to check that, yep, it was a still popcorn.

And then, of course, exploded out into the hallway with a Xena-like yell, finally releasing her head to land in a ninja pose and glance to her surroundings. Hmm. Stone. And torches. A painting. Some suit of armor.

Dear God, she was a knight. It was the only explanation.

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Tenna could only wonder vaguely what the hell was so odd about a ca--well, a castle was very odd, actually, to the normal human being. Tenna, not being the normal human being, of course, considered it no more out of the ordinary than her usual antics. But, then again, she'd also ran her car into a nursery before. And squashed about nine small children. So. Her perception may have been a bit skewed, to say the least. But, still. Castle! Kind of weird. Not weird enough for her to start freaking out yet. She'd save that for when the whole 'magic' thing came out.

"Karaoke, hmmmm?" she asked excitedly, letting the 'hmm' grow long and drawn out and... slightly obnoxious. She actually... she had a glimpse of a thought of singing... something. Karaoke-related. Upon Devi's mentioning of it. ...Weird. "Castles have karaoke?"

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"This one does." Devi fought an urge to smack her forehead--best friend though Tenna might be, she was still inarguably weird. "And a lot of other things. Magic, aliens, zombies, serial killers, minor gods, angels, an Antichrist...you name it." And no Spooky. Thank God, no Spooky.

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'Weird' might have been a bit of a... er... 'politically correct' word to call Tenna, really. But right now, that was beside the point. Because magic? Aliens?! Zombies?! SERIAL KILL--wait. That one might not be too good. Or beat out zombies. ...Whatever. SERIAL KILLERS?!

Tenna's eyes bugged out considerably, jaw dropping a bit as she glanced around at the walls. "School, I may molest you," she mumbled, almost in awe, under her breath, and finally looked back to Devi, eyes still comically wide. "Really?"

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Molest the school...if it was anybody but Tenna, she'd be extremely worried. As it was Tenna, such comments were perfectly normal.

"Yeah, really. We've got a little bit of everything. Do you remember anything about the house system?" Oh God, did she ever know anything about the STFU suite? This could get...sticky.

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"House... system?" she asked slowly, enunciating each syllable like it was a strange, foreign language that she was completely unfamiliar with. Basically, it was Tenna language for 'No', accompanied by a few long blinks. "I remember..." She glanced around the halls for a few long minutes, eye squinted in thought. "Mushroom tea! (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/46409.html?thread=2010953#t2010953)" And paused again, for emphasis. Or something. "That's it. Right now. I theeeenk."