Cassie - Skins

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, wow. I like all cheese. I like to arrange them in colours, names, sizes. But we musn't eat it, it's too pretty to eat, only arrange it.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I like both of them. I like Barney, because he's purple, and purple is like, really pretty. And Carottop is like, totally orange. And like, wow, why kill them?

3. What time is it where you are?
*giggles* Abrakedabra. wow. It's like night time. I like night time, the stars are totally pretty.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That's a bit fucked up - wow. Why did he die? Did he want to die? Sometimes I think death is like totally pretty, but in a tragically beautiful kinda way. I want to be tragically beautiful. *She looks down and tucks a hair behind her ear. But suddenly perks up and smiles* Wow.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Neverland. Then we never need to grow up. We won't need the pills to pretend like the rest of the world isn't there. It'll be totally fun, and there will be ice cream and cakes and everything will be laid out really nice and in order.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, wow. He shouldn't mess them about. That's not nice. He should pick the one he really loves, yeah? I'm sure he loves both. I like love, but sometimes it hurts. But it's lovely, so we deal with it. It's his choice - everything is his choice.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Is it arranged neatly? I can arrange it into colours, or sizes, or piles? Wow, it'll be totally fun - and I won't be hungry. You must be so busy, all that paper work. Wow, don't be alone.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
*Her eyes widen, she seems almost hurt* I'm not useless. And I'm totally better. Really, and it's like nobody's fucking business. *She snaps out of it* I look after my baby brother when my mum is like totally fucked up. And Michelle says that I can make the sunshine come out anywhere. *Huge smile* See? It's coming out my mouth. *giggle* I love magic. I love smiling.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can totally make you something to eat - I love food. And, wow. *She empties her pockets to show a red pen knife, a packet of ecstasy, a green water pistol and a yellow smiley face badge* Wow. *She puts the E quickly in her pocket* Look at all the pretty colours I have. You can have some of these. Or... wow, anything. *She whispers* anything. *giggle and grin*

*She starts humming a tune - it sounds like the noddy theme tune - and twirling her hair*


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Comments

[carriesapurse.livejournal.com]

Tinky Winky was very, very excited. He hadn't met someone this much a kindred spirit since the time he met (and immediately proposed to) his fiance Michael Scott!

"Colows! Pwetty!" He was practically bouncing up and down. "EEEEEEE!"

By which it could be interpreted either that he was (1) squealing with delight, or (2) asking for Cassie's packet of ecstasy.

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

*Cassie giggled* Wow! You're like purple. *She hugs him*

[carriesapurse.livejournal.com]

This was the perfect way to greet a Teletubby. He threw his thick fuzzy arms about her.

"BIG HUG!!!!"

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

*Cassie continued to grin* This is like the hospital. Except I'm sure you're real and not in my head. I normally don't like getting squeezed but this feels fuzzy and good!

[jd-octor.livejournal.com]

JD was passing through the room, so popped over to say hello. "Hi, I'm JD!" he said brightly, holding out a hand.

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

*Cassie bit her bottom lip and stared at his hand* Wow. Hii! *She showed him the palm of her hand at on it she had written Cassie in bold writing* My hand says my name!

[jd-octor.livejournal.com]

JD laughed and grinned. "Welcome to Hogwarts, I guess?"

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

This place is like totally awesome! *She looks around* The ceiling is so high! It's like you could float away! I like it here.

[ditzy-aphrodite.livejournal.com]

"Hi!" Aphrodite beams at the new applicant, who seems to be cheerful and painful just the type of person Aph likes.

"Like, you're so right, purple is really pretty," she gushes. "I like pink better, but purple is good. See?" Her typical outfit of lingerie changes colour from pink to purple, then back again, and she giggles. "That was like, totally awesome, huh? And I'm soooo sorry you think love hurts, it's a really tough job, but I try really hard to make sure everyone's happy. It just, like, doesn't always work, y'know?" She sighs. "Anyway, I'm Aphrodite, what's your name?"

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

Pink is so awesome too! I love pink - wow. Don't say sorry - the pain makes us appreciate it. It's like...totally a journey. *Her eyes widen and she looks away* I'm Cassie, I like you.

[ditzy-aphrodite.livejournal.com]

"Oh wow, that's like, so deep!" Aphrodite exclaims, terribly impressed. "You are so totally smart, Cassie! That's awesome." She smiles and claps her hands, always happy to find people who like her. "I like you, too. So, like, what did you do before coming here?"

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

I'm totally just assuming this is a dream. I have fun dreams. Usually there are more balloons though. I was at school, sitting in the cupboard when Sid - he's totally wow! - said he liked me. He keeps saying sorry for making me try to kill myself. So I was feeling really like pressured - as if all the balloons were pressing against my head - so I went to the cupboard to scream. And now I'm here. *She gazes around amazed* It's totally wow!

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

"You like the stars?" Jack smiled. "Hi, I'm Cap'n Jack Harkness." He offered a hand as he smiled.

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

*Cassie grinned* Hiii! I'm Cassie! I love the stars: they're so pretty and far away from everything. Wow! *She excitedly took his hand and squeezed it*

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

He lifted her hand and gently kissed the back of it, some people just looked like that needed special treatment. "They're even nicer when you get out among them."

[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

*Stops reading at the Slytherin answer*

"I love cake! And ice cream! And when people think death is pretty, they don't sue me. I think we'll get along woooonderfully!"

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

*Cassie giggled and started singing somewhere over the rainbow, before she realised that she was being spoken to* Oh, oh yeah! Ice cream, and cake. Would you like some?

[whoopwhoowhoop.livejournal.com]

"YES! That's so kiiiind of you."

*drools*

[teamseaslug.livejournal.com]

Osaka looks confused. "But it's cheese. You're supposed to eat cheese! If people never ate pretty food, no one would eat cake."

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

*Cassie looked slightly stunned. She was not about to tell this girl that she shouldn't eat cake either. That wasn't fair. Michelle ate cake all the time anyway* I...wow! You can have cake. I can bake you a cake! *The idea was making Cassie very excited*

[teamseaslug.livejournal.com]

"I think I'd like that! What House do you want to be in?"

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

I do believe that the smiley face badge will look quite stunning on my brim.

[ohwow-cassie.livejournal.com]

You're a talking hat! Wow! That is totally awesome, and you're so pretty! *She stroked the hat* I love hats! I love people with big moustaches and hats! I love to wear big hats! I love hats!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Oh, fantastic! I'm always happy to meet another fan. You're quite lovely, yourself.

Gryffindor

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Foam fingers for great justice!

Your bribe has been accepted.

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