[identity profile] damien-thorn.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] hh_mirror

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The cheddar from Thorn Industries, of course! We use only the best soy in our food products.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't kill anyone. However, it would be a terrible misfortune if my dog was to get loose in the vicinity of either of them. I believe he would go after Carrottop first.

3. What time is it where you are?
6:24, if you must know. I do not care for people who have to rely on others to know what is going on around them.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment is so...crass. I prefer to think of it as enjoying darker forms of human desires. n Pleasure and pain are truly one in sex. Why would I deny this exquisite form of torture to any member of the Order?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Crown of Thorns.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry Fred and keep George as his lover. When he gets bored with the arrangement, he can swap them out.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You keep putting paper on the desk, obviously.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I am the CEO of a global corporation, an Ambassador, and the Antichrist. I can control animals and the weak minded with the strength of my will. The powers of Hell are at my command. I also throw fantastic parties.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could offer you your deepest, darkest fantasies and perversions, but I see that has already been done. I strive to be unique, so instead I offer you forgiveness. Your sins are no longer marks on your soul, but instead are glorious praises to my Father. When I take over Heaven, Hell, and Earth, you shall be rewarded for your crimes. For what man's virtues outweigh his sins?

If THAT doesn't work, I ran across a Girl Scout troop this afternoon. You can have the Girl Scouts or the cookies, I don't care which.

If I may, I'd like to offer a few more items to my bribe. I have a small collection of knives, a few extremly rare artifacts, and several antique books on Biblical history.

Date: 2006-02-13 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
I haven't run over any Egyptian gods. Yet.

*idly waves a hand and the car is washed and waxed*

Happy now? *dryly* I would be so disappointed if you weren't.

Date: 2006-02-13 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
Why should I? Your "father" wouldn't want me to waste my time.

Date: 2006-02-13 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
What the fuck would you know about it? You have no idea what this car and I have been through.

Date: 2006-02-13 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
You say that like I'm going to tell it to you.

Date: 2006-02-13 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
I'm not here to entertain you. I'm here to say get the hell out of this school you obnoxious little poseur. Pretending to be the ultimate evil is moronic and I'm sick of seeing it, so fuck off.

Date: 2006-02-13 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
*mutters*

Childish and pathetic.

*walks away but not without putting a curse on the car which will chop the hand off of anyone that touches it*

Date: 2006-02-13 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dice-addict.livejournal.com
((And with the best of intentions, Ryuuji decides to wash and wax the car as a surprise for Crowley. XD *kidding, obviously, but SO amused by the idea*))

Date: 2006-02-13 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
((Oh, he'd probably give Ryuuji his hand back. :D))

Date: 2006-02-13 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dice-addict.livejournal.com
((*snickers* There's still going to be MUCH shock on Ryuuji's part at having his hand detached in the first place. And Crowley had better fix it properly on, not just pass it back. ^_~ Else Ryuuji will pout at Azi about how good deeds get him PUNISHED.))

Date: 2006-02-13 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
((*grins* Well, no one would ever mess with the Bentley again... Oh, all right, he'll reattach it. And even do something about the blood loss, shock, and pain.))

Date: 2006-02-13 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dice-addict.livejournal.com
((And pop a lollipop into Ryuuji's mouth to stop him pouting, I suppose? XD))

Date: 2006-02-13 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
((A popsicle if he's really good... :D))

Date: 2006-02-13 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dice-addict.livejournal.com
((Please stop sending my mind to the gutter. It's so dirty when I get it back. Chocolate-flavored, I hope? That's his favorite.))

Date: 2006-02-13 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
((*grin* That's my job... I was thinking cherry, but we could make it a fudgesicle if you like.))

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Date: 2006-02-13 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dice-addict.livejournal.com
((*dead* Does he actually have any magical powers? And thank the gods Ryuuji's used to teh crazy penalities of doom and wouldn't freak too much if it did happen.

...Someone please stop me from having my char's hand amputated.))

Date: 2006-02-13 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dice-addict.livejournal.com
((Ah right. And Ryuuji's hand is fine, since this isn't happening. I'm just tempted to MAKE it happen, but Ryuuji's already been told to stay away from the Bentley, so he's actually got no reason to mess with it.

I just think it would be funny to have him freak about losing a hand suddenly.))

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