Application for Damien Thorn
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The cheddar from Thorn Industries, of course! We use only the best soy in our food products.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't kill anyone. However, it would be a terrible misfortune if my dog was to get loose in the vicinity of either of them. I believe he would go after Carrottop first.
3. What time is it where you are?
6:24, if you must know. I do not care for people who have to rely on others to know what is going on around them.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment is so...crass. I prefer to think of it as enjoying darker forms of human desires. n Pleasure and pain are truly one in sex. Why would I deny this exquisite form of torture to any member of the Order?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Crown of Thorns.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry Fred and keep George as his lover. When he gets bored with the arrangement, he can swap them out.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You keep putting paper on the desk, obviously.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I am the CEO of a global corporation, an Ambassador, and the Antichrist. I can control animals and the weak minded with the strength of my will. The powers of Hell are at my command. I also throw fantastic parties.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could offer you your deepest, darkest fantasies and perversions, but I see that has already been done. I strive to be unique, so instead I offer you forgiveness. Your sins are no longer marks on your soul, but instead are glorious praises to my Father. When I take over Heaven, Hell, and Earth, you shall be rewarded for your crimes. For what man's virtues outweigh his sins?
If THAT doesn't work, I ran across a Girl Scout troop this afternoon. You can have the Girl Scouts or the cookies, I don't care which.
If I may, I'd like to offer a few more items to my bribe. I have a small collection of knives, a few extremly rare artifacts, and several antique books on Biblical history.
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Date: 2006-02-12 07:03 pm (UTC)Lack of an answer usually means confirmation, though. Isn't that a bit of a giveaway?no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:06 pm (UTC)Well, yes. But who knows, I may be telling you the truth. Nothing breeds paranoia like a kernel of truth among the lies.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:26 pm (UTC)There's always that, but on the other hand, paranoia is rarely the wrong path to take. Better safe than sorry, or so the saying goes.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:31 pm (UTC)Very true, which is why the paranoid tend to live a lot longer.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:46 pm (UTC)But in such a stressful state. Really, I'm not sure it's worth living if you spend every second of your life glancing over your shoulder to see who's about to stab you in the back.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:59 pm (UTC)You could always move blindly forward in the hope that no one will find you interesting enough to kill.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 08:08 pm (UTC)But that sounds like such a dull way in which to live.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 08:18 pm (UTC)Which is why a person such as yourself doesn't chose that life, correct?no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 08:40 pm (UTC)Caution can only take a person so far before it becomes a fence, after all. I prefer living; it's stupidity that I'm against, not taking risks.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 08:44 pm (UTC)Stupidity in yourself or others? I find that people of weak intellect serve my needs very well.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 09:10 pm (UTC)In general, actually. Idiots irritate me too much for me to want to tolerate their company, though I can deal with them at arm's length as long as they're useful to me.MOD question
Date: 2006-02-12 08:57 pm (UTC)Re: MOD question
Date: 2006-02-12 08:59 pm (UTC)Re: MOD question
Date: 2006-02-12 09:02 pm (UTC)Re: MOD question
Date: 2006-02-12 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:07 pm (UTC)Unless that's the conclusion he wants you to reach.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:17 pm (UTC)Thought of that, thanks.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:21 pm (UTC)Of course.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:43 pm (UTC)No worries, then.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 07:48 pm (UTC)Okay.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 08:27 pm (UTC)Great.no subject
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