hh_mirror | Application for Damien Thorn

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The cheddar from Thorn Industries, of course! We use only the best soy in our food products.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't kill anyone. However, it would be a terrible misfortune if my dog was to get loose in the vicinity of either of them. I believe he would go after Carrottop first.

3. What time is it where you are?
6:24, if you must know. I do not care for people who have to rely on others to know what is going on around them.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment is so...crass. I prefer to think of it as enjoying darker forms of human desires. n Pleasure and pain are truly one in sex. Why would I deny this exquisite form of torture to any member of the Order?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Crown of Thorns.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry Fred and keep George as his lover. When he gets bored with the arrangement, he can swap them out.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You keep putting paper on the desk, obviously.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I am the CEO of a global corporation, an Ambassador, and the Antichrist. I can control animals and the weak minded with the strength of my will. The powers of Hell are at my command. I also throw fantastic parties.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could offer you your deepest, darkest fantasies and perversions, but I see that has already been done. I strive to be unique, so instead I offer you forgiveness. Your sins are no longer marks on your soul, but instead are glorious praises to my Father. When I take over Heaven, Hell, and Earth, you shall be rewarded for your crimes. For what man's virtues outweigh his sins?

If THAT doesn't work, I ran across a Girl Scout troop this afternoon. You can have the Girl Scouts or the cookies, I don't care which.

If I may, I'd like to offer a few more items to my bribe. I have a small collection of knives, a few extremly rare artifacts, and several antique books on Biblical history.

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((*dies* A really warped version of Lucifer versus the Antichrist? Oh boy. XDDD))

... I've got popcorn, if anyone wants any.

*amused look, sits down and pops a kernal into his mouth cheerfully*

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((Quite strange, indeed. But when is anything here NOT odd?))

((And liable to prove amusing. We need more people in this thread so Ryuuji can start playing bookie.))

Oh, plenty. Buttered and salted to the point that just looking at it ought to make your arteries go "clang!".

*offers him the bowl, fingers slick with grease as if to prove his point about the butter*

*Hands over a few napkins.*

*head tilt, quick grin*

Thanks, Damien.

*reaallllly likes the other's name*

Want some popcorn as well? And oh, this is my younger brother, Mokuba.

*gestures at Mokuba*

I'd love some popcorn. I guess I can't sit around here too long, one of us has to start the battle.

Well, help yourself. And you don't need to start the battle now - wait a little and see if I can set up a pool on who the winner will be.

While you're at it, set up a betting pool for the duel between myself and Adam Young. That one should be pretty good, too.

*winces* Assuming the two of you leave this universe standing, that is.

If we destroyed the universe, there would be nothing left for me to play with. That would be a pity.

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*laughs* Personally? Please. I'm just hoping for a cut. We're all sitting here with popcorn, shouldn't there be a show?

~~Fair enough.~~

Ooooo!! Popcorn! Share, 'nii-chan, please? *rushes over to throw his arms around Ryuuji and look very cute. What...? Mokuba actually pay attention to possible potential fight as opposed to popcorn? Never*

Ack!

*almost drops bowl, taken by surprise, but recovers and gives Mokie a quick grin*

Yeah, sure thing. Anyone who wants any is free to help themselves.

*head tilt at Kira* Have you guys met? Mokie, that's Kira. He's a new Ravenclaw. Kira, this is Mokie. He's my younger brother.

Hi, Kira. *takes a handfull of popcorn* And thanks, 'nii-chan--the popcorn just smelled so good, I couldn't ignore it when I was walking by. So what's going on over here?

I know we need to vote on this guy, but I don't know where to put him. I'm not sure if I should take the girl scout cookie bribe either, but it's tempting.

It looks like there might be a battle between myself and the fellow over there. And I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with the cookies.

Well...uh.... Okay. How about some Thin Mints? I love those, and can usually get 'nii-sama to eat a couple.

Well, Kira and Damien, *definitely likes that name* are apparently having a contretemps at the moment, and Damien also got off on the wrong foot with Adam.

I'm supplying popcorn, and waiting to get enough people here to start up a pool on who'll win and how.

As for the cookies, they're probably safe. I just don't like the Girl Scouts cookies. No flavors that interest me.

Well, it's a cultural thing where I come from. We refer to our older, very close friends as siblings if we want them as family--because then they are family! But I do look a lot like him, don't I? Just imagine if I had green eyes instead of blue! *hugs Ryuuji close*

But I'm actually Seto's younger brother by blood, Ryuuji's younger brother by choice.

*chimes in, having finished his handful of popcorn*

He's from Domino, same as Seto.

*grins and tickles Mokuba while being hugged* And yeah, for people that aren't related, Mokie and I look a lot alike. And he likes ice-cream. That's definitely a major trait of mine, though I'm not sure if it's genetic or not.