Johnny - Johnny and the Sprites

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

Johnny wanders into Hogwart's with a look of wonder on his face. He looks around and begins to sing (italics will be sung lyrics):

I came to live in this house in the woods,
to work on my music on my own.
But some how I feel it's a magical place.
And somehow I feel I'm not alone!
I was just Johnny till I walked through that door,
Now I'm not just Johnny anymore!

Hi everyone! I'm Johnny.


1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not too sure. I've never really put too much thought into it. I mean, I usually enjoy a good mozzarella because I love pizza. Pizza is so much fun to eat with a lot of friends.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well, I wouldn't kill either one of them. I mean, no one should kill anyone. Problems should be talked out.

3. What time is it where you are?
10:38AM Eastern

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrassment isn't good! If someone asks you to stop you should respect their wishes and stop immediately. It's even worse if it's the sexual kind and I would think that the other member would report whoever was sexually harrassing them so that it can be dealt with.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well, I don't drink but if I had to bartend it'd probably be Root's Dadoots. There was this one time when my friend Root got the Dadoots. Those are the sprite version of hiccups. They're not harmful but highly annoying.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should end up married to whoever he feels that connection to. I mean, love isn't something to be taken lightly and regardless of whether he likes Fred, George, or even Mary then he should choose that one. It's not for those of us not involved to poke our noses into his business.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you are a busy, busy person and others look to you for decision.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
No one is ever useless. We all have our talents. I'm a musician for example and Basil, well Basil has an immense knowledge of various sprite information. Ginger is awesome at sports. Lily speaks Spanish and Root, well Root is younger so he hasn't found his specific talent but he's a good friend. Sage is the most knowledgeable sprite out there!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I could perform or write a song. I have some vegetables from the garden. I also have this nice photo of all of my friends. Here's a copy of Encyclopedia of the Uses of Fruits

I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___Johnny___
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Johnny___.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___Johnny___.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___Johnny___

Comments

Vote: Sparklypoo

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

...

What the hell?

Re: Vote: Sparklypoo

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

((*cackles*))

"Hi!"

Re: Vote: Sparklypoo

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose you could get a pair of earplugs as your bribe?

Re: Vote: Sparklypoo

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"Sure."

He hands him a pair of green earplugs.

"Basil tends to snore."

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

I just know I'm gonna be sorry I asked this, but...What's a sprite? You don't mean the soda, do you?

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"No, not the soda. The sprites are my friends. Basil, Ginger, Root, Lily, and Sage. They live in the forest behind my house."

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

'Kay. I've prob'ly heard stranger thaings here. D'ja bring any of 'em with you?

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"Unfortunately, sprites are extremely shy. Who knows? There might be a grove somewhere near here but sprites don't like to be seen."

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ain't too many of us shy folks hereabouts. Lots'a the other kind though.

D'you know what House you'd like?

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"Everyone keeps asking that, and I guess my answer won't change. Although one person said...Sparklypoo, for some reason that makes me laugh. I've been saying Hufflepuff."

Vote: Hufflepuff

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

'Kay. Hufflepuff's my own House, so I cain't argue with your taste. Hufflepuff, then.

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

"Can I have the encylopedia?" Instead of the usual Jack Harkness there is a happily grinning five year old version of him, dragging round a toy unicorn that is actually JD's.

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

Johnny grabbed the book and bent down on the five year old Jack's level,

"Sure! Here ya go!"

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

"Thank you!" Jack grinned as he took the book. "Which house would you like to be in then? I'm Gryffindor." He said standing a little taller and looking proud.

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"I'm not too sure. I'm not one to judge myself or toot my own horn but, I can see either Hufflepuff...I like to think of myself as reliable or able to think on the fly and solve problems like a Ravenclaw, but I'm not too sure how those stereotypes really apply here. I try not to judge people before I know them."

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

"My JD was in Hufflepuff, but he lives with me now." Again with that little proud expression. "Ravenclaw has a bar and lots of doctors, JD's a doctor but he didn't end up there, he's too cute." A slight giggle. "You can pick which you want since you gave me the book and are nice!" Then tucking it under one arm he offered a hand. "I'm Jack."

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"I guess I'd say Hufflepuff then. I'm no doctor."

Johnny smiles,

"I'm Johnny. Nice to meet you."

Vote: Hufflepuff

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

"Hufflepuff it is then!" Jack announced. "I'd better go find my JD, before he gets lost or worries where I've gone. Have fun with your sorting." He gives a little wave before dashing off as fast as carrying everything would let him.

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

... Is it normal that all these people you keep referring to have plant names?

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"Actually? Yes...They're sprites, they help take care of the forest behind my house."

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

Hate to tell you this, but ethics and morals aren't exactly a big concern for a lot of the people here. Although most of the sane ones are pretty decent people.

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

Johnny shrugs,

"I thought I would come here to meet new people so regardless, I think I have a lot to learn here."

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

*Matthew shrugs.* You've been warned.

So, these sprites take care of the woods behind your house? Do other forests in your world have their own sprites, or is there something special about this particular bit?

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"I don't know. It sounds like there are a lot of them, but I've only ever seen five of them. I would think they're all over the place but not everyone can see them."

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

Huh.

D'you have a House in mind that you'd like to be Sorted into?

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"Not too sure really. From what I've heard, I'd probably judge myself more of a Hufflepuff but you guys know what goes on around here much better than I do."

Vote: HUFFLEPUFF!

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

*Matthew considers this.* I'd say you're a fairly good judge of yourself. Very goot trait to have. You'll definitely like it in Hufflepuff; there's a lot of nice people in that House. I'm in Slytherin myself, but I hope we'll see each other around.

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

Back on DS9, Jadzia made it a point to keep a lot of Klingon company. As a result, she didn't find Johnny's singing remotely unusual. Actually, it was comforting.

"You have a lovely voice!"

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

Johnny bows a bit slightly,

"Why thank you. I do my best!"

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

"So do you sing to your plants, to help them grow? I've got a botanist friend who swears by it."

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"Actually, my friend Root. He talks to plants and then they grow insanely HUGE!"

Johnny laughs a bit.

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

"Do they? Well, good for Root. You should invite him up for a visit- I hear the school's got a fantastic greenhouse."

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"I tried to but they can't leave Grotto's Grove. It's their home. I'm sure they're going to miss me while I'm here though, at least I'll be able to visit. Cloverball isn't going to be the same without them."

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure you'll miss them too."

"So, do you know what house you'd like to be sorted into?"

((Sorry about taking so long- the Zoidberg app ate my inbox!))

[pufnstuf.livejournal.com]

Puf hops in to the Sorting Room on one foot. "Hey! Vegetables are good fer you, that's true!" He considers Johnny, his enormous head cocked to one side. "You sure look like my friend Jimmy!"

[johnny-sprites.livejournal.com]

"Jimmy, huh? That is pretty close but the name's Johnny."

He does stare at Puf a little bit and then shakes himself out of it.