Johnny - Johnny and the Sprites
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Johnny wanders into Hogwart's with a look of wonder on his face. He looks around and begins to sing (italics will be sung lyrics):
I came to live in this house in the woods,
to work on my music on my own.
But some how I feel it's a magical place.
And somehow I feel I'm not alone!
I was just Johnny till I walked through that door,
Now I'm not just Johnny anymore!
Hi everyone! I'm Johnny.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not too sure. I've never really put too much thought into it. I mean, I usually enjoy a good mozzarella because I love pizza. Pizza is so much fun to eat with a lot of friends.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well, I wouldn't kill either one of them. I mean, no one should kill anyone. Problems should be talked out.
3. What time is it where you are?
10:38AM Eastern
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrassment isn't good! If someone asks you to stop you should respect their wishes and stop immediately. It's even worse if it's the sexual kind and I would think that the other member would report whoever was sexually harrassing them so that it can be dealt with.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well, I don't drink but if I had to bartend it'd probably be Root's Dadoots. There was this one time when my friend Root got the Dadoots. Those are the sprite version of hiccups. They're not harmful but highly annoying.
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should end up married to whoever he feels that connection to. I mean, love isn't something to be taken lightly and regardless of whether he likes Fred, George, or even Mary then he should choose that one. It's not for those of us not involved to poke our noses into his business.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
Because you are a busy, busy person and others look to you for decision.
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
No one is ever useless. We all have our talents. I'm a musician for example and Basil, well Basil has an immense knowledge of various sprite information. Ginger is awesome at sports. Lily speaks Spanish and Root, well Root is younger so he hasn't found his specific talent but he's a good friend. Sage is the most knowledgeable sprite out there!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could perform or write a song. I have some vegetables from the garden. I also have this nice photo of all of my friends. Here's a copy of Encyclopedia of the Uses of Fruits
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___Johnny___
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Johnny___.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___Johnny___.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___Johnny___
I came to live in this house in the woods,
to work on my music on my own.
But some how I feel it's a magical place.
And somehow I feel I'm not alone!
I was just Johnny till I walked through that door,
Now I'm not just Johnny anymore!
Hi everyone! I'm Johnny.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not too sure. I've never really put too much thought into it. I mean, I usually enjoy a good mozzarella because I love pizza. Pizza is so much fun to eat with a lot of friends.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well, I wouldn't kill either one of them. I mean, no one should kill anyone. Problems should be talked out.
3. What time is it where you are?
10:38AM Eastern
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrassment isn't good! If someone asks you to stop you should respect their wishes and stop immediately. It's even worse if it's the sexual kind and I would think that the other member would report whoever was sexually harrassing them so that it can be dealt with.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well, I don't drink but if I had to bartend it'd probably be Root's Dadoots. There was this one time when my friend Root got the Dadoots. Those are the sprite version of hiccups. They're not harmful but highly annoying.
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should end up married to whoever he feels that connection to. I mean, love isn't something to be taken lightly and regardless of whether he likes Fred, George, or even Mary then he should choose that one. It's not for those of us not involved to poke our noses into his business.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
Because you are a busy, busy person and others look to you for decision.
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
No one is ever useless. We all have our talents. I'm a musician for example and Basil, well Basil has an immense knowledge of various sprite information. Ginger is awesome at sports. Lily speaks Spanish and Root, well Root is younger so he hasn't found his specific talent but he's a good friend. Sage is the most knowledgeable sprite out there!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could perform or write a song. I have some vegetables from the garden. I also have this nice photo of all of my friends. Here's a copy of Encyclopedia of the Uses of Fruits
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___Johnny___
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Johnny___.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___Johnny___.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___Johnny___