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((OOC: I looked everywhere and saw nobody from this fandom – if I’ve missed you inadvertently, please let me know!))

A young girl, about sixteen, enters the Sorting Room tentatively. She is pretty, with enormous blue eyes and wavy brown hair; her white cotton nightgown is slightly spattered with something reddish-brown. Her feet are bare. She is carrying a battered corduroy handbag and looks absolutely terrified, hugging the wall, shivering slightly. “Hello?”

She sees a table, a chair, and the

((Her actual written answers are in italics.))

Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
She frowns, confused. “Cheese? I don’t – why do you want to know about cheese?” Her frown deepens as her eyes dart about the room; suddenly she grabs the quill and writes furiously.
You leave my food alone! I won’t be drugged anymore!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don’t want to kill anyone! except Childress, but he’s already dead

3. What time is it where you are?
Does it matter? Midday, I guess.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Gillian looks around the room again in astonishment. Oddly, the lighthearted nature of this question seems to relax her a bit, and she gives a very tentative smile. Oliver Wood is awfully cute. And the Weasley twins. But I wouldn’t harass anybody, honest!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don’t like the dark very much… Paragon, I guess. I liked it there, for a while.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry whoever he wants to – nobody should make him do anything against his will! The room rumbles slightly; the parchment dances about on the table until Gillian grabs it and holds it still, biting her lip.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I don’t know. It's probably the PSI trying to mess with you so they can take away your life like they did to Maybe you should just burn it.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Gillian laughs, on the edge of hysteria. “Useless?” I can read minds, I can move things. Sometimes I can see the future but usually that makes people bleed and I can kill people with my mind if I get The last part is heavily scribbled out, but readable.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
She rummages in the handbag, looking slightly panicked. I don’t really have anything that anyone would want – some lipgloss, and a copy of Homer’s Iliad – we were studying that in school – I have these cards if anyone wants them. I have a little money and “Please, don’t make me go back!”



"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____GB________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______GB_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____GB_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____GB________"

Date: 2007-02-02 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] igotahamster.livejournal.com
... traumatized, Zener cards... and she can kill people with her brain? Simon is quite instantly sympathetic. "Don't worry," he says, pulling up a chair to her table. "I didn't have much to bribe with either, and they didn't make me go back."

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Date: 2007-02-02 04:03 pm (UTC)
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Oh dear. That outfit will not do. "Good day, young miss. Might I get you a dressing gown and slippers?" A start, at least.

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Date: 2007-02-02 04:05 pm (UTC)
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Yay, someone's mind to play with! "You want to watch out for those Weasley twins," she says, with a tsk. "Dangerous."

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Date: 2007-02-02 04:40 pm (UTC)
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"Oi, kid, you sound lost," Franky said, strutting into the room. Of course, compared to some of the things he had seen, killing with your mind seems almost normal, so he simply ignores it.

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Date: 2007-02-02 05:19 pm (UTC)
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Chance bites her lip, concerned. "What happened?"

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Date: 2007-02-02 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fivebyfive-x.livejournal.com
Faith looked the girl over. Bloodstains, the wide unfocused eyes. Kid's been through tough shit. Well boo hoo, so has Faith. She's not getting points just by having blood on her clothes. How many times has Faith herself washed blood out of this and that? Comes with the territory.

And what did that last bit say? Kill people with her? Did that say Mime? Oh... Mind. Right. Hm... Interesting.

"Hey Kid, what happened to you? Because... that's not barbecue sauce." She gestured at the splatters on the nightgown, her expression guarded.

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Date: 2007-02-02 08:00 pm (UTC)
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Whatever problems Mel may have, they pale in comparison to this girl's. 'Hey--are you alright?' she asks, concerned. Is that blood on her nightdress?

And wow, psychic powers. Mel wonders how difficult it must be to be human and have them.

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Date: 2007-02-02 10:43 pm (UTC)
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...

Sue? What are you doing here?

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Date: 2007-02-02 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ostianespionage.livejournal.com
*Matthew staggers as the room rumbles.* Bloody hell. Did you do that? I've never seen anyone do that, short of a full army, jumping up and down.

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Date: 2007-02-03 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onewinteryday.livejournal.com
The lanky man takes in the girl's white nightdress--like a chiton--and especially the bloodstains.

'What have you been doing?' he eventually asks, with the air of a kind uncle; or it would be if he didn't sound so genuinely interested.

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Date: 2007-02-03 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-broomstick.livejournal.com
This was the first time Oliver's name had come up on any application but his own, and it's from a girl with bloodstains on her nightgown. Oliver guessed that a compliment's a compliment, and tried to be polite, anyway.

"I'm afraid I'm not part of any Order, unless the Puddlemere United roster counts, but thanks anyway," he said.

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Date: 2007-02-03 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redcammywhite.livejournal.com
Did they make you learn how to fight?

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Date: 2007-02-06 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tolo-nan-galad.livejournal.com
Galadriel entered the Sorting Room, and felt the young girl before she saw her. Silently, gently, she reached out to her with her mind. Mae Govannon, child. I greet you as a friend. Whence do you come, and what is your name?

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Date: 2007-02-08 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
Huffledy-puffledy, pudding and pie! Everyone thinks so, but you must know who really makes the decisions around here! *gleeful* So tell me, how do you like Hogwarts? How do you like your fellow students?

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Date: 2007-02-12 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
Any fan of talking hats is a friend of mine!

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