Bachelor party time!
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Ryuuji took a final glance at the portal. It led straight into the bar that had been hired for the afternoon, and the transportation circle glowed a bright, clear blue at about waist-height for an average man.
The bar itself was a decent-sized one, cozy enough the small group wouldn't feel lost but big enough to allow the rotund Professor Homsar to manuver easily. The barkeeper had been dismissed for the afternoon and ECR was already stockpiled on the tables, along with snacks for the hungry men.
Just in case Professor Homsar couldn't make it, Ryuuji had also hired strippers of both genders to show up and wait behind the stage, discreely out of view of the partyers. He'd also provided them with animal (aardavark, bunny, frog, crocodile and barnacle) costumes, just in case. Finding a barnacle costume had been rather difficult, so Ryuuji had simply had one custom-designed in the end.
In other words, the party was ready to go, and all it needed was the man of the night to start off.
Simon could take care of sheparding the attendents to the party; Ryuuji had come to pick up Stephen.
The bar itself was a decent-sized one, cozy enough the small group wouldn't feel lost but big enough to allow the rotund Professor Homsar to manuver easily. The barkeeper had been dismissed for the afternoon and ECR was already stockpiled on the tables, along with snacks for the hungry men.
Just in case Professor Homsar couldn't make it, Ryuuji had also hired strippers of both genders to show up and wait behind the stage, discreely out of view of the partyers. He'd also provided them with animal (aardavark, bunny, frog, crocodile and barnacle) costumes, just in case. Finding a barnacle costume had been rather difficult, so Ryuuji had simply had one custom-designed in the end.
In other words, the party was ready to go, and all it needed was the man of the night to start off.
Simon could take care of sheparding the attendents to the party; Ryuuji had come to pick up Stephen.
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Date: 2007-01-19 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-19 02:13 am (UTC)Maybe he should get Stephen some new clothing to go with the chinaware he'd bought as the wedding gift (blue and green patterned, of course). Then again, considering his taste in clothing, Stephen would probably never wear it. Unless River talked him into it, and even that was doubtful.
Why was the world so cruel?
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Date: 2007-01-19 02:39 am (UTC)Yet.
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Date: 2007-01-19 02:52 am (UTC)There was already someone there, his erstwhile opponent for the Slytherin race, no less! Still, Ryuuji gave him a cheerful wave and tilted his head at Stephen, "Hey, let's go sit down? It looks like the others aren't quite here yet."
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Date: 2007-01-19 02:27 am (UTC)Looking around the hired bar, he found a place to sit and ordered himself a drink.
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Date: 2007-01-19 04:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-19 04:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-19 04:43 am (UTC)As such, he calmly blibbled out into the bar area. There were a couple of stray Jenga blocks tucked into his bowler hat, as he had been practicing his routine prior to coming to the bar.
He stood there patiently, his huge, yawning mouth gaping wide open, ready to give anyone who came by his credentials (raised by a cup of coffee, pride of the peaches, captain of the gravy train, etc.).
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Date: 2007-01-19 04:55 am (UTC)emoslight funk, have him dress himself well, and, hands in his pockets, eyes avidly studying the assembled group, wander into the given room.Oh, and a bar! Perfect. Breasts and booze - two of his three favorite Bs! And the guests provided plenty of the third. It really was going to be a nice evening.
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Date: 2007-01-19 05:01 am (UTC)"Excuse me, but... You look familliar. Have we met? I'm Tyrion Lannister."
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Date: 2007-01-19 05:06 am (UTC)After all, not like he'd never been with a dwarf before. Some of the best sex of his life, actually, and that was saying quite a bit. Hmm...that one time in Dover... A blissful expression crossed his face. They were...just the right height...
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Date: 2007-01-19 06:06 am (UTC)severalone.no subject
Date: 2007-01-20 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-20 11:18 pm (UTC)