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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.
3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
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. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.
Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.
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Date: 2006-02-08 08:55 pm (UTC)Wait. Why do you want to be in Slytherin? You're part of the Spandex squad, and are worried about threats to 'our youth'.
And that sounds like a soft cheese to me. *shifty look*
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Date: 2006-02-08 08:56 pm (UTC)a sexy one, too!*strikes pose*Y' seem awful Slyth-ish, t' me... why doncha go t' Slytherin.
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Date: 2006-02-08 10:53 pm (UTC)HEY! You can't offer them that! That's MY underwear.
Hey, wait. I'm a redhead...Squib
Date: 2006-02-08 11:06 pm (UTC)Re: Squib
Date: 2006-02-08 11:23 pm (UTC)Re: Squib
Date: 2006-02-08 11:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 11:47 pm (UTC)...unless you can convince me otherwise, that is.
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:55 am (UTC)Besides, even Chii knows better than to wear used boxers, so it's not like it could be used by us in a suiting fashion.I do believe you should be in Ravenclaw judging by your answers, Tate-san (Tate is your last name, correct?). Do you have a preference?((OOC: Sorry about the multiple deletions, in order to send this. Kept on forgetting to use the "Freya" icon.))
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Date: 2006-02-09 03:14 am (UTC)As of now I will throw you in Ravenclaw.
It's either that or squib.no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 05:28 am (UTC)Ambition is a good quality!
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Date: 2006-02-09 05:29 am (UTC). . . I'm going to wring his scrawny neck, I swear.
Sexiness aside, I can't not hold a grudge.no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 05:29 am (UTC)You are a redhead.It says right there in the rules that I can offer them anything I want to offer them, cheeseball.
Re: Squib
Date: 2006-02-09 05:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 05:32 am (UTC)They also keep doctors away. I'm not very fond of doctors, you see.
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Date: 2006-02-09 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 05:36 am (UTC)*stikes another pose*
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Date: 2006-02-09 05:36 am (UTC)Just thinking about how many rules he's broken makes me completely forget what I was going to say. Something brilliant, I'm sure.
Re: Squib
Date: 2006-02-09 05:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 05:39 am (UTC)Perhaps Tate-san can sit down for a moment, and wait until he is calm about the "broken many rules" part. Or at least can remember his brilliant comment?
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Date: 2006-02-09 05:41 am (UTC)::strikes a more enthusiastic, intimidating pose!::
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Date: 2006-02-09 05:41 am (UTC)I do not want apples or popcorn.
Re: Squib
Date: 2006-02-09 05:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 05:43 am (UTC)by me.no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 05:45 am (UTC)*Jumps on a desk, and strikes an awesometastic, broody pose*
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Date: 2006-02-09 05:45 am (UTC)