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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.

3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
. . .
. . .
. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing. And I like redheads.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.

Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.

Date: 2006-02-09 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-n-buttery.livejournal.com
Then... but... what... I-- you! SKY!

But my underwear! It's bad enough when the underwear gnomes run off with my boxers.

Date: 2006-02-09 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-n-buttery.livejournal.com
Elves aren't small enough and what would pixies want with my boxers?

Jack and Z are members of the Power Rangers! They wouldn't steal my underwear unlike you.

... I'm so confused.

Date: 2006-02-09 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-n-buttery.livejournal.com
You offered to steal my underwear! You perv! You probably dance around with it on your head when I'm not around! Or or or you snuggle it at night and that's why my underwear feels like warm. You wouldn't!

Date: 2006-02-09 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-n-buttery.livejournal.com
Don't steal my gloves! I need them!

You offered to HELP other people steal my underwear! That counts as stealing. I think. It's somewhere in the regulations. Uhm. "Thou shalt not help other people steal thine roommate's underwear. It counts as stealing."

If you don't dance what were you going last night before curfew?

DR OLIVER!

Date: 2006-02-10 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-n-buttery.livejournal.com
It was DISCO. You were shaking your bootie.

... It was paraphrased.

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