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[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.

3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
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. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing. And I like redheads.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.
Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.

Comments

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

There were other circumstances preventing said cybernetic being from becoming a successful member of the Space Patrol community. There are many factors that must be taken into consideration with such things. Such as, succeptibility to hacking and computer virus. ::is in fact, a very not-nice man in blue uniform.::

It is; all governmental and intergalactic regulations and treatises are a matter of public record.

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

Still, does not seem right to merely throw a mostly-robot out of the academy... Was there nothing you could offer to mostly-robot, like lab-work or not-field?

(Takes the book and begins to copy down the information)

((OOC: BTW, do you remember any of the specific regulations? I can't remember them, currently.^^;;))

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

(( ooc: Bah, that's what internet databases are for! Who needs memory when you have google at your fingertips? xD ))

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Couldn't find anything, but I did find a wiki on SPD. *_* I can finally catch up on the series.))

(Looks Tate-san over, suddenly) ... Your collar is a little off, but it is minor. You uniform appears to be in tip-top order. Congraduations Cadet. (apparently, she read the parts on uniform maintenence and distiguishing ranks)

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

My collar is off? ::realizes.:: My collar is off! ::IMMEDIATELY goes to rectify the situation. And, of course, doesn't think twice about her memory - Z has a crazy-good memory, too.::

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

How does Tate-san feel about muffins?

Chii know's Tate-san would rather be in Slytherin, but Ravenclaw suits better.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Muffins... are delicious.

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

It's even apple-cinnamon. ^_^

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

If apple-cinnamon muffins are a staple of the house, I suppose I would not mind being in Ravenclaw. At all.