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[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.

3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
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. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing. And I like redheads.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.
Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.

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[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

::IS THE KING OF BROODY POSES!::

All right! You're asking for it! ::does a very elaborate SEQUENCE of broody poses!::

[chuck-weasley.livejournal.com]

*is only too willing to participate in a pose-off*

Yeah, I am! Better believe 't, 'lil Man! *Backflips off the desk, lands in a perfect hero-esque staring off-into-the-distance-with-hands-on-hips pose, then sits on a handy chair, segueing into a classic thinker pose*

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

::too competetive to give up EVERRRRR. This will be a long pose-off.::

I hope you like you get, 'cause you'll get what you wish for. ::very stern tone of voice, moves from the one-hand-on-hip-finger-waggling pose into the arms folded, GRUMPY pose to end all poses! At least, it really is pouty, either way.::

. . . You know, what you wish for being a fight. Er. Yes.

[chuck-weasley.livejournal.com]

*having too much fun pissing him off to EVER give in. This will be a long pose-off, indeed*

Oh, 'll get what I wish f'r 'cause I'm wishin' for a SMACK DOWN! *Looks confused at his own words for a moment, but swiftly turns his befuddlement into an stroking-the-chin-while-pointing-into-the-future pose into a John Travolta-eque Disco Pose. His free hand, which is still pointing at one of the high windows, turns over, and his fingers go all 'come hither, foo'!'*

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

YOU WILL GET A SMACK DOWN.

::draws, with the outstretched palm of his hand, a broad circle in the air around him, and then 'pushes' in to the center of it! Creating, that's right - a GREAT BIG BLUE FORCEFIELD. And pushing at at Charlie, to knock him over. Being pushed by one of these forcefields is not unlike being rolled over by a large beach ball.:::

[chuck-weasley.livejournal.com]

*Falls over, and comes back up laughing derisively*

That all y' can do, Blue-Boy? 'll show y' 'ow it's done!

*Waves his arms in a threatening pattern, and a soft tinge of red forms around his hands. He pushes his hands slowly together, forming a small ball of fire between them. Making a pushing motion, he acts as if to throw the fire at his opponent... but nothing happens*

Er... didn't think that one'd work.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

. . . ::just laughs. In that smug, sly, I'm-better-than-you sort of way.::

[chuck-weasley.livejournal.com]

*Smiles brightly*

C'mon, now...

*Lunges forward with suprising quickness for someone with his breadth (all muscle), stopping mere inches from his opponent's face.*

I've been real good so far, an' not pulled m' wand. Don' need t'. If I wanted t' take y' down, I know twenty things that'd take a Dragon t' it's knees, much less you. So don' be smug, pansy-boy. An' don' think I'll let y' get away with somethin' like that again.

*Steps away, falling into a perfect I just OWNED you, smug pose, eyebrow arched perectly and hips canted just-so*

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

::Hates. With a fiery passion. A passion that burns deep in his loins-- er. Soul. I meant soul. Yes.::

::is something of a sucker for punishment. And arrogant. Very, very arrogant. So, he gets his hands at the ready for more force-field good ness, and crouches into a low 'on-the-ready-and-fighting-on-the-side-of-Good-and-Righteousness' pose!::

Bring it, Shirley.

[oldoneofrlyeh.livejournal.com]

(Sign: "I believe someone asked for me?")