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[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
St Andre. It's a buttery triple-creme not unlike brie.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
If at all possible, I would manipulate the situation so that I could destroy both with a single blow. If, however, it came down to a choice between one or the other, I would undoubtedly destroy Barney first - he poses a far greater threat to our youth.

3. What time is it where you are?
2:52 pm; a time I normally have scheduled for training exercises and rulebook memorization.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I find this question wholly offensive, and refuse to answer.
. . .
. . .
. . . any of the Weasley boys. Their hair looks as though it would lend itself well to grabbing. And I like redheads.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin.
Delta Patrol Squad B is neither witty (sorry, Bridge), nor a bar. And it isn't dimly lit. However, if I were to, say, bartend in my free time, which of course I do not do, it would be in a bar called I SHOULD BE THE RED RANGER, AND JACK SHOULD BE IN JAIL. It would be a beautiful place.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you all-access to Bridge's underwear drawer. And apples. Because apples are delicious.

Comments

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

...Wow, another superhero.

Wait. Why do you want to be in Slytherin? You're part of the Spandex squad, and are worried about threats to 'our youth'.

And that sounds like a soft cheese to me. *shifty look*

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

It is indeed a soft cheese. I am insterested in Slytherin because I'm ambitious. And so are Slytherin. I wholeheartedly disapprove of all this "Slytherin = Evil" nonsense.

Ambition is a good quality!

[chuck-weasley.livejournal.com]

'fraid 'm the Red Ranger 'round 'ere... a sexy one, too! *strikes pose*


Y' seem awful Slyth-ish, t' me... why doncha go t' Slytherin.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

He gave you the --- the ---

. . . I'm going to wring his scrawny neck, I swear. Sexiness aside, I can't not hold a grudge.

[green-n-buttery.livejournal.com]

Buttery!

HEY! You can't offer them that! That's MY underwear.

Hey, wait. I'm a redhead...

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

You are a redhead.

It says right there in the rules that I can offer them anything I want to offer them, cheeseball.

Squib

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Squib. Your bribe repulses me.

Re: Squib

[green-n-buttery.livejournal.com]

... Hey. Apples ARE delicious.

[padawan-kenobi.livejournal.com]

Meh. I've no need for underwear or apples.



...unless you can convince me otherwise, that is.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

His underwear, I'll admit, is pretty useless. On the other hand, apples are delicious, a great source of nutrition, and great for throwing at people with the powers of your mind.

They also keep doctors away. I'm not very fond of doctors, you see.

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

Apples are of little use to us, and men's underwear is just a strange offering. Besides, even Chii knows better than to wear used boxers, so it's not like it could be used by us in a suiting fashion. I do believe you should be in Ravenclaw judging by your answers, Tate-san (Tate is your last name, correct?). Do you have a preference?

((OOC: Sorry about the multiple deletions, in order to send this. Kept on forgetting to use the "Freya" icon.))

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

I couldn't exactly go around offering someone else's power morpher. I can't believe he'd break so many rules. Ugh.

Just thinking about how many rules he's broken makes me completely forget what I was going to say. Something brilliant, I'm sure.

[king-bakura.livejournal.com]

I must say, I do like your answer to who you would kill, although I have no interest in your bribe.

As of now I will throw you in Ravenclaw. It's either that or squib.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Well, I would have offered Bridge's power morpher, but he'd have gone on complaining about it for months. And if anyone can make you crazy by talking, it's Bridge. If you don't like apples, I do have popcorn.

[bestkogalever.livejournal.com]

Damn! (snaps fingers) I knew that we'd eventually end up with Sentai Hero Goody-Goody guy... (And you remind me way too much of normal cops. I get enough of that bossing around from my family. XP)

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Rules are beautiful things. Your family are police officers? Do tell.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

So long as the rules are followed, I don't see why I wouldn't get along with anyone. I'm a very agreeable person.

So long as the rules are followed. With the exception of those rules which must be broken for the greater good as I determine it.

[green-n-buttery.livejournal.com]

Can I protest? I'm protesting. I don't think you're allowed to do that.

And your aura looks like it's going to try and eat me ohgod.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Er, not excactly. But I have a great deal of experience with biologically engineered creatures brought into existence to destroy the world as we know it. And Bridge frustrating, bitey things.

[superwife-kenpi.livejournal.com]

Another one, hee, at this rate we might have enough for the randomly colored 6 member! :D

To Gryffindor With Ya~

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Sixth member? I vote purple. Or Rainbow.

[ninjaoftheramen.livejournal.com]

You're obviously a Gryffindor, which is where my vote goes, but apples? Ick, yuck, NASTY.

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

You seem rather funny. I'm going to vote Hufflepuff.

[green-n-buttery.livejournal.com]

Oh right, I can vote now. Gryffindor, because otherwise I'll have to room with someone else.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Hah. I'd like to see you try and stand living with someone else! Except not really, because then I would have to have another roommate, too.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Are they red delicious apples?

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Though they are both red and delicious, they are not red delicious. I have Fuji, Macintosh, and Gala. Because most red delicious apples are too watery. The others have better more intense flavor.

[dr-john-watson.livejournal.com]

Hm. I agree that safeguarding the youths of the community is of vital importance, and there are quite a few responsible chaps in Slytherin who seem to have the same idea, so I would be happy to vote Slytherin.

Also, apples are delicious.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Well, this is easier than I thought, young man! If hampering Bridge's fun is your job, I certainly wouldn't want to get in the way of that! And you can do it better if you are in close proximity. Besides, spandex is such a Gryffindor thing...

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor!