Closed RP to Slytherins: Common Room

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

Just being sorted, Jaffar decided to look around the Slytherin common room to see if he could find Matthew. Or anyone for that matter.

"Anyone there?"

Comments

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

I like that plan too. I just wanna hurt something.

((OOC: We need to get more Fire Emblem charactors.))

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

*Matthew rolls his eyes.* You always do.

((OOC: No kidding.))

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

Do you have a point? There's nothing wrong with that.

((OOC: One of us should apply as Serra, say they like cheddar the best so Nny will squib her, then make her really obnoxious.))

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

Did I say there was anything wrong with being a complete and utter sadist?

((OOC: I don't think I could manage to play Serra properly; I'd have a stroke. Or my own lower intestine would leap up and throttle my brain.))

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

Nope. Unless you wanna get hurt.

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I'm talking about, right there. They did warn you about the no-kill rule, right? 'Cause I'd hate to see you get expelled just because you lost your temper.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

I never lose my temper. DON'T ACCUSE ME OF THAT! *takes the nearest stuffed thing, throws it to the ground and stabs it repeatedly*

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

Was that an attempt at ... humor, Jaffar? Or was that inadvertant?

*Matthew tsks, looks down at the hapless object.* Alright, lesson ... two, one was the no-kill rule. Lesson two of life at Hogwarts: house-elves. Little things, big ears, they run the place. Don't abuse the house-elves. *Matthew summons an elf, who whisks away Jaffar's unfortunate victim.* Generally, they're pretty good at spotting problems like cleaning or fixing things on their own. If you feel the need, you can explain their task to them.

Bear in mind I haven't been here that much longer than you, but still... you can learn all the essentials in a week, but as long as you're here, the place'll still surprise you. If you feel I can help you with anything, feel free to ask.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure the castle will surprise me. It already has. Fucking staircase moved on me.

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yeah, that happens sometimes. I think there's one somewhere near Gryffindor with a trick step. Oh, well. So far I haven't run into any real lunatics, but that doesn't mean they aren't out there.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

Lunatics?

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I haven't run into any yet... although I hear the caretakers are less than stable. 'Course, from what I hear, you'd probably get along pretty well with them.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

That crazy Nny guy didn't even talk to me before he squibbed me.

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

I hear he just squibs everyone who chooses cheddar as their favorite cheese.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe. That guy is really wacky.

((OOC: Nny should just burst in right now and start killing everyone with a spork.))

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

*Matthew decides to try out a joke he's overheard once.* I'm sorry, but I can't stay; the captain's waiting to chase me around the ship.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

*The joke has failed.* Matthew, did I ever tell you you should shut up for once?

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

Many times... although some of them could have been directed at someone else. Such as the small girl who seems to be constantly tailing you.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

No, a bulk were still directed at you.

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

Given the amount of talking that goes on in Lord Hector's army, it was difficult to tell.

[assassin-ofdoom.livejournal.com]

Given the amount of that, yeah.

[ostianespionage.livejournal.com]

... So, can you think of anything else to talk about? That doesn't involve painful death, I mean?